This kitty has never gotten the concept of The Elf on a Shelf. Supposedly this creature comes to life at night and creates mischief in the house. He seems like a fun loving guy once you get past that red outfit and creepy grin that says I let your canine out for you and he is not coming back.
What is a Mench? A Mensch is defined as a person of integrity and honor much like me; however the Little Miss would strongly disagree. She is still annoyed at me for decorating her bathroom and putting a wreath on the toilet seat and she sat on it. I told her it could have been plastic wrap and then what mess that would have been!
Since the USA feels that it needs to be considerate of all religions What is next, Mohammed who goes boom? This kitty feels that in one sense there is more of an opportunity for repeat income since it is only a 1 use item. This kitty also sees a whole other product line, and is thinking The 72 Virgins of EID and could even be cross marketed in Utah for the Mormons under a different label. Maybe the 72 Wives of Christmas.
Merry Christmas humans, and the real celebrating will start in 2015 knowing there is only ONE YEAR left of your reigning Emperor, His Majesty BO.