Saturday, December 13, 2014

Merry Christmas and Happy Hanukkah
The holiday season has arrived and you know what that means to me right? Expensive stogies,brandy and espresso from my many admirers and cook baking up all sorts of confections which pairs well with my drink of choice.

This kitty has never gotten the concept of The Elf on a Shelf. Supposedly this creature comes to life at night and creates mischief in the house. He seems like a fun loving guy once you get past that red outfit and creepy grin that says I let your canine out for you and he is not coming back.
Now, it seems he has a partner, Mensch on a Bench  to represent Hanukkah. Mensch and I have more in common that that elf. We both have fur! 

What is a Mench? A Mensch is defined as a person of integrity and honor much like me; however the Little Miss would strongly disagree. She is still annoyed at me for decorating her bathroom and putting a wreath on the toilet seat and she sat on it. I told her it could have been plastic wrap and then what mess that would have been!

Since the USA feels that it needs to be considerate of all religions What is next, Mohammed who goes boom? This kitty feels that in one sense there is more of an opportunity for repeat income since it is only a 1 use item. This kitty also sees a whole other product line, and is thinking The 72 Virgins of EID and could even be cross marketed in Utah for the Mormons under a different label. Maybe the 72 Wives of Christmas.
Humans,once you grow out of The Elf on the Shelf and Mensch on a Bench you can always turn to the Whore in a Draw!  She would be much more fun and even smokes and drinks. I personally do not agree with her choice of beverage but that is something that can be worked on.

Merry Christmas humans, and the real celebrating will start in 2015 knowing there is only ONE YEAR left of your reigning Emperor, His Majesty BO.

Sunday, November 16, 2014

This kitty says can you humans spell impeachment!
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It is Sunday, a lovely crisp day in my part of the world, where the only sand that there is is the type that is used on a seasonal basis. Add to this no one is walking down the street wearing hefty black garbage bags or Dishdasha's, have you humans ever noticed that part of the world is not into form fitting clothing. This kitty is thinking it is because the looser the fit the better the bomb vest one can wear. 

Anyway, as I am smoking my first stogie of the day and sipping an espresso, it is the Lord's day so I added a bit of brandy to it, specifically Jacopo Poli GrappaI figured even Jesus drank the grape so it is not a far stretch from that to my beverage of choice. Cook has on the gravy and assorted meats, pork being one of them, no Muslims live in this house. However the little Miss did say one evening in a manner lapse to insanity that she did support Communism. The Master, Mistress and I set her straight on that one and to this days she maintains it was all a misunderstanding. 

Getting back to my point, no not drinking and smoking, but stalking the net while drinking and smoking and I came across this list of accomplishments by your esteemed great white hope, who need I remind you liberals is not white. However; the contrast does make for some vivid pictures with his residence in the background. 

This kitty sends a big meow to  for providing them.

Obama's Accomplishments
First President to have a social security number from a state he has never lived in.
First President to preside over a cut to the credit-rating of the United States.
First President to be held in contempt of court for illegally obstructing oil drilling in the Gulf of Mexico.
First President to require all Americans to purchase a product from a third party.
First President to spend $50 billion on “shovel-ready” jobs when there was no such thing as “shovel-ready” jobs.
First President to order an amnesty program that stopped the deportation of illegal immigrants across the U.S., including those with criminal convictions.
First President to demand a company hand-over $20 billion to one of his political appointees.
First President to tell a CEO of a major corporation to resign.
First President to terminate America’s Space Shuttle program.
First President to cancel the National Day of Prayer and to say that America is no longer a Christian nation.
First President to have a law signed by an auto-pen without being present.
First President to arbitrarily declare an existing law unconstitutional and refuse to enforce it.
First President to threaten insurance companies if they publicly spoke out on the reasons for their rate increases.
First President to tell a major manufacturing company in which state it is allowed to locate a factory.
First President to file lawsuits against the states he swore an oath to protect (AZ, WI, OH, IN).
First President to withdraw an existing coal permit that had been properly issued years ago.
First President to actively try to bankrupt an American industry (coal).
First President to fire an inspector general of AmeriCorps for catching one of his friends in a corruption case.
First President to appoint 45 czars to replace elected officials in his office.
First President to surround himself with radical left wing anarchists.
First President to golf more than 150 separate times in his five years in office.
First President to hide his birth, medical, educational and travel records.
First President to win a Nobel Peace Prize for doing NOTHING to earn it.
First President to go on multiple “global apology tours” and concurrent “insult our friends” tours.
First President to go on numerous lavish vacations, in addition to date nights and Wednesday evening White House parties for his friends paid for by the taxpayers.
First President to keep a dog trainer on retainer for $102,000 a year at taxpayer expense.
First President to fly in a personal trainer from Chicago at least once a week at taxpayer expense.
First President to repeat the Holy Quran and tell us the early morning call of the Azan (Islamic call to worship) is the most beautiful sound on earth
First President to side with a foreign nation over one of the American 50 states (Mexico vs Arizona).
First President to increase surveillance of American citizens by 1,000 percent in four years
First President to refuse to comply with a House Oversight Committee subpoena
First President to encourage racial discrimination and intimidation at polling places
First President to issue unlawful “Recess-Appointments” over a long weekend while the U.S. Senate remained in session (against the advice of his own Justice Department)
First President to barricade open-air monuments during a partial government shutdown
First President to create his own propaganda news network and “bypass journalists … [having] developed [his] own network of websites, social media and even created an online newscast to dispense favorable information and images”
First President to personally lobby senators to violate senate rules
First President to unlawfully seize telephone records of more than 100 reporters to intimidate and/or bully them
First President to use the IRS to “Unfairly Target Political Enemies” as well as pro-Catholic and pro-Jewish groups
First President to have an innocent filmmaker thrown in jail after lying about the cause for a deadly attack on U.S. Diplomats
First President to violate the War Powers Act