Saturday, November 14, 2015
I bring you greetings, fooled you, humans, bet you thought that the USA brought the draft back. Speaking of draft, you had those that were made to fight for ole glory and then you have those that did and do it just because. Be it forced or volunteered they all have earned the right to have that special piece of land.
Anyway, I am still smoking my stogies and drinking my espresso daily, and of course indulging in the other white meat too.That other white meat by the way is not fowl but swine, something that every American loves.
I will end this with an old Bedouin Proverb, for those who belong to that "religion of peace" which is really a play on words. This kitty thinks it means a religion of pieces, since once one blows themselves up that is what you get.
Now, my Proverb, "May the fleas of your camels never invade your private parts and if they do may your arms be long enough to scratch.
Saturday, October 31, 2015
This kitty is too sophisticated to buy into the propaganda and is going to relax and let the Master answer the door hand out candy. I suggested to go the less expensive route and buy bulk Tootsie Roll wrappers and roll the unmentionable in them since the product is almost free.
at 10:55 AM