Friday, July 4, 2014

Happy 4th of July

Today is the 4th of July, a day which means a lot to us that reside here in the USA.  It is the celebration from those tea baggers from across the pond. You know who I am talking about, they are prudes, have bad teeth and cannot cook. 

In other words, freedom from a Tyrant and an oppressive government. This makes this kitty wonder if it is not true that history is circular, much like a dumb canine who chases it tail. The Forefathers had the balls to do something about it in the 1700's. In 2014, well I will let some of you humans use what little brain you have and ponder this. Thinking that those who did not vote for the anointed one will have the answer. They have a brain, and those that did will be baahing away, just like good sheep.

This kitty is wondering since the 4th falls during the month Ramadan will the fast be broken for a hot dog and a few bottles of suds in the DC area?  I hear home brew is being served up at that certain house in the area.

Tuesday, June 3, 2014

Who let the dogs out?

This kitty is in a state of shock, it looks like Obama declared a 5 for 1 special. Now, do not misunderstand this flag carrying, Star Spangled Banner singing kitty, but to swap 5 flea infested sheet heads for one American seems like a regular white sale for me.

To further add to this, those that got let out of the kennel were in the upper realm of the organization. Did Obama look in his magic mirror is trying to win some of the US citizens to his side. This kitty thinks not and has the opinion that he is trying to garner favor with the goat herders and camel jockeys.

Now, I bring to you humans some musical entertainment for your Tuesday, pull up the Hookah, let the goats out and enjoy.