Aliens and Jackasses, Oh my!

I certainly am not this old, neither is the Master or Mistress for that matter. However, I must say this theory does explain a lot and no wonder the cover up that is as deep as the sand in a mega size litter box!

The year was 1947, some of you will recall that on July 8,1947, a little more than 65 years ago, numerous witnesses claim that an Unidentified Flying Object, (UFO), with five aliens aboard, crashed onto a sheep and mule ranch just outside Roswell, New Mexico .

This is a well-known incident that many say has long been covered-up by the U.S. Air Force, as well as other Federal Agencies and Organizations.

However,  what you may NOT know is that in the month of April,year 1948, nine months after the historic day, the following people were born:

Barrack Obama Sr.

Albert A. Gore, Jr.

Hillary Rodham

William J. Clinton

John F. Kerry

Howard Dean

Nancy Pelosi

Dianne Feinstein

Charles E. Schumer

Barbara Boxer

Joe Biden

This kitty feels this is the obvious consequence of aliens breeding with sheep and jack-asses. This explains everything to me, now if only I can find out why the canine species was invented I would be one purrfectly happy feline!

As an added bonus you humans can now stop wondering why they support the bill to help illegal aliens, they want to help out their family!

 Fence jumpers. river swimmers, those towel heads, and all assorted other vermin, we all are family! Well NOT me but those that want to support you!

Islamophobia

 Islamophobia, a book written by Walid Shobat and Ben Barrack. I think that this book gives you humans a look at the reality and not the fantasy and to make it even better it is on Kindle too! This kitty loves his Kindle and I even have a dust proof cover for use in the litter box! The Little Miss is on my case to start using the human version of the "facilities" and I tried it a few times but I keep missing my jump and falling in. She thinks it is hysterical and I am just pissed off since it ruins a good stogie.

 This kitty knows you humans hear Islam is a religion of peace. Now, I have to ask you this, if it is a religion of peace why are they blowing themselves and others up. The Quakers are a religion of peace too but you do not hear of them acting like human firecrackers.

Could Islamophobia be the next great social disorder coming to a shrink near you? I say to you humans, why even bother to cure it. You would need to be deaf, dumb and blind to want to let any more to have any sympathy for these people. Many can argue that a few bad fish spoil the pond, but this kitty says there is too much proof that most of these Muslims are extremists need to be put down like a rabid dog. Lucky for me the Master makes sure I am up to date on all my shots.