Saturday, March 22, 2014

Got balls?

Mooch has traveled to the land of the short people with bad teeth, she may be a modern day Gulliver visiting the Lilliputians.

Yet another vacation, and as usual she has brought her mother and the kids. This kitty is thinking that the reign of Obama is like the Clampett's moving to Beverly Hills. Personally, this kitty thinks this ballad is more fitting.
This kitty has heard that white men can't jump but it sure seems the dead can vote. I am meowless at what you humans think a leader should be. Now, the Master, that is a leader, a mover and a shaker. Then again, Mooch is a shaker too. Her sides jiggle more than a bowl of jello and with the size of her rear, it is clear why she cannot travel commercial. No amount of Vaseline would be able to let her squeeze into a normal airline seat.

Now, back to China, FLOTUS, has to act like she is one of the commoners, but this kitty has to wonder if she is using her husbands balls, since it is clear he is missing a set.

Saturday, March 15, 2014

What is a synonym for a female dog?

You humans wonder what is wrong with the youth of today? I tried to question the Little Miss as to this evasive question and she refused to answer. Moments later I caught her hiding my stogies, espresso and brandy mumbling to herself that I violated her constitutional rights and was questioning her without legal representation.

This kitty has is shocked at Rachel Canning and her sense of entitlement, this human needs a healthy dose of reality, wake up and see the entitlement train is not going to give you a free ride. Life, is all about choices and Canning could be the poster human for Obama's agenda. This kitty is is pissed after reading this,

“I have been stunned by the financial greed of modern parents who are more concerned with retiring into some fantasy world rather than provide for their children’s college and young adult years,” a poster — presumed to be Morris Catholic HS senior Rachel Canning or a supporter — wrote in the pre-dawn web screed."  more here.

This kitty is thinking this human is going to learn quickly that money does not grow on trees! However; Canning saw the light and now is back with mommy, daddy and the money tree.