Saturday, September 17, 2011

Tolerance, I say!


Being a nocturnal kind of fellow I was on the prowl early today, 4:30 AM to be exact. Had the espresso machine going, the sound system blowing and the stogie glowing.

The Master, Mistress, Little Miss and I flew south for a few days    in celebration of the Mistress' birthday! Personally, I think if was just an excuse to burn  jet fuel, but he did have the interior re decorated for the Mistress! 

On the flight I said to myself, "self you should really be more tolerant of others, even though the average human is an idiot most of those running our country are asses.

So, I got on the phone and called my good friend "The Donald" Donald Trump that is to all of you that live in a cave. Speaking of caves, have you heard the new Al Quada theme song in honor of Bin Laden? Well, here it is:

It was most likely the only bath he ever had!

Back to my phone call, you do know that most of us felines have ADD and one form or another of PDD, right? I can use this as the reason I get distracted and go off on tangents. 

This is what I pitched to "The Donald." I know the Master would be more than happy to partner with him and at the same time the Little Miss would be insured of one of a multitude of jobs for when she graduates from Harvard, Yale, Oxford or any number of those institutions.


I am truly perplexed that so many of my friends are against a mosque being built at Ground Zero.  I think it should be the goal of every American to be tolerant.  Thus the Mosque should be allowed, in an effort to promote tolerance.

That is why I also propose that two nightclubs be opened next door to the mosque, thereby promoting tolerance from within the mosque.  We could call one of the clubs, "The Turban Cowboy", which would be gay, and the other a topless bar called "You Mecca Me Hot"

Next door should be a butcher shop that specializes in pork, and adjacent to that an open-pit barbecue pork restaurant, called " Iraq o' Ribs"

Across the street there could be a lingerie store called "Victoria Keeps Nothing Secret", with sexy mannequins in the window modeling the goods.

Next door to the lingerie shop, a liquor store called "More hammered” and then across the street an executive recruiter called 'Water Boarding and enhanced interrogation."

All of this would encourage the Muslims to demonstrate the tolerance  they demand of us.

For those that are fans of mine, bet I had you thinking I drank the Kool Aid and turned into a kinder, gentler and more tolerant feline, NOT!

You know my slogan, "Kill them all and let God sort them out!"

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