I read this and almost jumped out of the litter box, the Master has a wireless connection in there for me, when you gotta go, you gotta go! I am so thrilled, I actually started chattering when I read this! Trust me, I do not get that excited unless in involves food, stogies or coffee.
The USA has a start to the revolt, keep your paws crossed that Obama Care is going the way the 2012 election is going to go, both the bill and its owner ousted.
Being the well read feline that I am, I can safely assume that Obama has never read Amistaid, only we have a few obvious things reversed, but if compass heading is not changed soon you all are going to be on a sinking ship! However the plot of the story and this ruling are about the same, the minions are fed up and the revolt has started!
Way to go humans! Come on, let's face it, the main issue with medical care is the USA funding all the research, and the other countries getting it for free. Perscriptions come to mind as the first item, come on humans, losing a few million people to Cholera, Maleria etc. in third world countries is not a bad thing, it may actually assist in helping reduce the terrorist population.
Monday, January 31, 2011
Sunday, January 30, 2011
Greetings from Michele!
It is Sunday, kicking back just relaxing, which I have made an art form! I heard rumors that Super Bowl is on, me? I prefer laughing at the Puppy Bowl...idiots each and every one of them. Speaking of this,I just received this e mail, know it is outdated by about a month and the person who wrote this could not have said it any better.
We know that the current residents of the big White House would never write this, thus it would be an admission. Just as Billy C said he never inhaled, but the question I have is: if Monica swallowed. If Michele is so ashamed of her country, I heard Kenya is looking for a new resident. I wonder how she would do with no AC and having to catch her own food and sleep with a mosquito net...
To add more fuel to the fire: the idiots in Congress let this all happen. It is a real shame, and for all you politicians out there, I hear there are many villages in Africa that are missing their Village Idiots. Now I know where they have all gone.
Now, for your late Christmas Greeting from the White House:
Dear American Taxpayer:
For only the second time in my adult life, I am not ashamed of my country. I want to thank the hard working American people for paying $242 thousand dollars for my vacation in Spain. My daughter Sasha, several long-time family friends, my personal staff and various guests had a wonderful time. Honestly, you just haven't lived until you have stayed in a $2,500 per night suite at a 5-Star luxury hotel. Thank you also for the use of Air Force 2 and the 70 Secret Service personnel who tagged along to be sure we were safe and cared for at all times.
Air Force 2 only used 4 7,500 gallons of jet fuel for this trip and carbon emissions were a mere 1,031 tons of CO2. These are only rough estimates, but they are close...that's quite a carbon footprint...as my good friend Al Gore would say, "We must ask the American citizens to drive smaller, more fuel efficient cars and drive less too, so we can lessen our combined carbon footprint."
I know times are hard and millions of you are struggling to put food on the table and trying to make ends meet. I do appreciate your sacrifice and do hope you find work soon. I was really exhausted after Barack took our family on a luxury vacation in Maine a few weeks ago. I just had to get away for a few days!
Cordially,
Michelle Obama
P.S. Thank you as well for the $2 BILLION trip to India we recently went on. Love ya, mean it.
P.S.S. Have a Merry Christmas, hope Santa is good to you? We're going to Hawaii
We know that the current residents of the big White House would never write this, thus it would be an admission. Just as Billy C said he never inhaled, but the question I have is: if Monica swallowed. If Michele is so ashamed of her country, I heard Kenya is looking for a new resident. I wonder how she would do with no AC and having to catch her own food and sleep with a mosquito net...
To add more fuel to the fire: the idiots in Congress let this all happen. It is a real shame, and for all you politicians out there, I hear there are many villages in Africa that are missing their Village Idiots. Now I know where they have all gone.
Now, for your late Christmas Greeting from the White House:
Dear American Taxpayer:
For only the second time in my adult life, I am not ashamed of my country. I want to thank the hard working American people for paying $242 thousand dollars for my vacation in Spain. My daughter Sasha, several long-time family friends, my personal staff and various guests had a wonderful time. Honestly, you just haven't lived until you have stayed in a $2,500 per night suite at a 5-Star luxury hotel. Thank you also for the use of Air Force 2 and the 70 Secret Service personnel who tagged along to be sure we were safe and cared for at all times.
Air Force 2 only used 4 7,500 gallons of jet fuel for this trip and carbon emissions were a mere 1,031 tons of CO2. These are only rough estimates, but they are close...that's quite a carbon footprint...as my good friend Al Gore would say, "We must ask the American citizens to drive smaller, more fuel efficient cars and drive less too, so we can lessen our combined carbon footprint."
I know times are hard and millions of you are struggling to put food on the table and trying to make ends meet. I do appreciate your sacrifice and do hope you find work soon. I was really exhausted after Barack took our family on a luxury vacation in Maine a few weeks ago. I just had to get away for a few days!
Cordially,
Michelle Obama
P.S. Thank you as well for the $2 BILLION trip to India we recently went on. Love ya, mean it.
P.S.S. Have a Merry Christmas, hope Santa is good to you? We're going to Hawaii
Saturday, January 29, 2011
Hati One Year Later
The Internet, what a great invention. Did you know that the earthquake in Hati was about a year ago today!
My first thought was "The earth moves under my feet." Brings a whole new meaning to rock and roll! Next I thought of Carole King, her voice is so much better than mine. Impressed as to how my mind works? The Little Miss says I have ADD, yea right, that is like the pot calling the kettle black.
Those little Hatians saw the USA and those Jolly Greens, that is for those who do not fly, Sikorsky MH-53 Pave Low and their hearts sure did start to tremble. Free food! What is not to like! Guess it is a lot like feeding time here, never know what delectable delicacy will be put on the table.
This great humanitarian effort brought tears to my eyes and so did this link for the slide show, talk about scared! For a brief moment I thought I was becoming a Socialist or even worse Liberal.
The only time I get tears in my eyes are when I had worms and a poisonous substance was shoved down my throat to expel those demons. For the record that was ONE time, when the Little Miss bought home a science project and it got loose. They were the days of me in my organic food phase, lasted maybe 2 days, found that cooked food beats raw any day, unless of course you are talking Sushi or Sashimi. Other than that, the only other times I get a tear in my eye are when the Master gets his GRAND MARNIER CENTENAIRE 750 ml delivery, smelling the scent of my hand rolled stogie and of course if I think I am running late for dinner.
See the theme here, it is all about me! It is a right to be put on a pedestal not a privilege.
My first thought was "The earth moves under my feet." Brings a whole new meaning to rock and roll! Next I thought of Carole King, her voice is so much better than mine. Impressed as to how my mind works? The Little Miss says I have ADD, yea right, that is like the pot calling the kettle black.
Those little Hatians saw the USA and those Jolly Greens, that is for those who do not fly, Sikorsky MH-53 Pave Low and their hearts sure did start to tremble. Free food! What is not to like! Guess it is a lot like feeding time here, never know what delectable delicacy will be put on the table.
This great humanitarian effort brought tears to my eyes and so did this link for the slide show, talk about scared! For a brief moment I thought I was becoming a Socialist or even worse Liberal.
The only time I get tears in my eyes are when I had worms and a poisonous substance was shoved down my throat to expel those demons. For the record that was ONE time, when the Little Miss bought home a science project and it got loose. They were the days of me in my organic food phase, lasted maybe 2 days, found that cooked food beats raw any day, unless of course you are talking Sushi or Sashimi. Other than that, the only other times I get a tear in my eye are when the Master gets his GRAND MARNIER CENTENAIRE 750 ml delivery, smelling the scent of my hand rolled stogie and of course if I think I am running late for dinner.
See the theme here, it is all about me! It is a right to be put on a pedestal not a privilege.
New ways for drugs to enter the USA, maybe illegals too!
Another cold one here and I do not mean the brewery type, too early for me to be kicking back the suds, that is for later tonight. The chef has on the menu Nachos and assorted other goodies that will tempt my taste buds.
This brings me to the article I just read while I was waiting for the Master to prepare my morning beverage, what else, espresso. It was a good thing too that I was not taking a sip while reading this, least we could have had a mess.
It seems now the Mexicans, yea you know them, the vermin that seem to be invading the USA like a bad case of some sexually transmitted disease opted out of the dog route, tunneling to get drugs across the boarder to the catapult method. Maybe they watched Disney's Peter Pan too much while smoking that wacky tobacco! Me, give me my stogies any day of the week.
Digging vs flying in a sense I am a little disappointed in the method, it does display some out of the litter box kind of thinking but seems more typical of a stunt that those over in that big sand box, The Middle East since we all know that most countries over there should be sent back to the Stone Age, I would call the plan Operation Urban Renewal, building back from the ground up! But, that is another topic for another sunrise or sunset!
The Mexicans, well, I head that if the throwing of drugs across the boarder is not successful they will be using it to launch more illegals across the boarder. I can just here the sales pitch for getting people for this method and you would even get a free customized t shirt with this
It's a bird, it's a plane, NO it is Paco! (insert name in bold)
Now, for your viewing pleasure the movie that started in all!
This brings me to the article I just read while I was waiting for the Master to prepare my morning beverage, what else, espresso. It was a good thing too that I was not taking a sip while reading this, least we could have had a mess.
It seems now the Mexicans, yea you know them, the vermin that seem to be invading the USA like a bad case of some sexually transmitted disease opted out of the dog route, tunneling to get drugs across the boarder to the catapult method. Maybe they watched Disney's Peter Pan too much while smoking that wacky tobacco! Me, give me my stogies any day of the week.
Digging vs flying in a sense I am a little disappointed in the method, it does display some out of the litter box kind of thinking but seems more typical of a stunt that those over in that big sand box, The Middle East since we all know that most countries over there should be sent back to the Stone Age, I would call the plan Operation Urban Renewal, building back from the ground up! But, that is another topic for another sunrise or sunset!
The Mexicans, well, I head that if the throwing of drugs across the boarder is not successful they will be using it to launch more illegals across the boarder. I can just here the sales pitch for getting people for this method and you would even get a free customized t shirt with this
It's a bird, it's a plane, NO it is Paco! (insert name in bold)
Now, for your viewing pleasure the movie that started in all!
Wednesday, January 26, 2011
States Escape Their Debt Burden?
It is a chilly one here, the wind is blowing in from the ocean and this article happened to blow in when the Little Miss came in the door, well should I say flew in on her broom. Her mood about matches the weather. What did Captain Ahab say? 'There she blows!" In this case I say "There she flys!"
The aspect of having to restructure the finances of some states is like saying I ran out of kitty litter so need to go across the boardwalk to use the facilities. NOT going to happen to this guy. I do not get it, what about being prepared for the rainy days? I can tell you what happened, when times were good the states said, great let us spend more money and hire more of our pals, pay them big money and the tax payers will foot the bill.
Then times changed from having Beluga Caviar and lobster at least 3 nights a week to monk fish and salmon roe. BUT did the states cut out the pork which was hired, fed and fattened up during the good times? Did they send them off the the local bacon plant? NO! They kept them and they are still eating out of the pig trough and rolling in the mud, fat, dumb and happy.
To say that states would have the ability to declare a Chapter 9 has me spitting mad, and NO I am not rabid, up to date on all my shots! All this is Chapter 9 will do is create more jobs in the legal field and that would be about the only jobs and can just see the headlines, UNEMPLOYMENT HAS DECREASED DUE TO STATE AUSTERITY CUTS SAYS THE WHITE HOUSE!
Come on you humans, you know I am right and I am a feline, an intelligent, handsome and witty one at that! With that this says it all!
The aspect of having to restructure the finances of some states is like saying I ran out of kitty litter so need to go across the boardwalk to use the facilities. NOT going to happen to this guy. I do not get it, what about being prepared for the rainy days? I can tell you what happened, when times were good the states said, great let us spend more money and hire more of our pals, pay them big money and the tax payers will foot the bill.
Then times changed from having Beluga Caviar and lobster at least 3 nights a week to monk fish and salmon roe. BUT did the states cut out the pork which was hired, fed and fattened up during the good times? Did they send them off the the local bacon plant? NO! They kept them and they are still eating out of the pig trough and rolling in the mud, fat, dumb and happy.
To say that states would have the ability to declare a Chapter 9 has me spitting mad, and NO I am not rabid, up to date on all my shots! All this is Chapter 9 will do is create more jobs in the legal field and that would be about the only jobs and can just see the headlines, UNEMPLOYMENT HAS DECREASED DUE TO STATE AUSTERITY CUTS SAYS THE WHITE HOUSE!
Come on you humans, you know I am right and I am a feline, an intelligent, handsome and witty one at that! With that this says it all!
Tuesday, January 25, 2011
China Bank Moves to Buy U.S. Branches
Just finished an early and nice dinner of Boulibase and retired to the study, the Master has roaring fire going and is pouring me my first brandy of the evening.
I just read this article and the first thought that came into my mind was that the banks are going to have to build their counters lower so the Chinese employees could see above them.
I am thinking that China wants to strike while to Wok is hot, after 2012 their buddy in that White House hopefully will not be there! Selfishly, I want the Master there, already have my code name picked out for the Secret Service, Mr. KC, like you could not have guessed that!
China, they already are a big lender to the USA, if this works out you could walk into any of the banks owned and trade yuan! Talk about bringing FX trading to the masses! Using the yuan and trying to make it an international currency.
Seems China needs a muzzle put on them and it is clear they want to gain control of the world economy, just look what happened when the Europeans brought dogs to America! Now we cannot get rid of them, they are like ants, everywhere, just like the Chinese want to be.
This is just another gimmick those little people with bad teeth are trying to immerse themselves into the USA. I think of the USA as Gulliver and China as the Lilliputians, but our government is too scared to pee on them to put out the fire they are creating here!
What is next? China wanting to start selling mortgages in the USA? Maybe they could work a bail out. If you are not able to pay your loan, offer you free rice for life and a fish head or 2 if you would make your payment on time.
I just read this article and the first thought that came into my mind was that the banks are going to have to build their counters lower so the Chinese employees could see above them.
I am thinking that China wants to strike while to Wok is hot, after 2012 their buddy in that White House hopefully will not be there! Selfishly, I want the Master there, already have my code name picked out for the Secret Service, Mr. KC, like you could not have guessed that!
China, they already are a big lender to the USA, if this works out you could walk into any of the banks owned and trade yuan! Talk about bringing FX trading to the masses! Using the yuan and trying to make it an international currency.
Seems China needs a muzzle put on them and it is clear they want to gain control of the world economy, just look what happened when the Europeans brought dogs to America! Now we cannot get rid of them, they are like ants, everywhere, just like the Chinese want to be.
This is just another gimmick those little people with bad teeth are trying to immerse themselves into the USA. I think of the USA as Gulliver and China as the Lilliputians, but our government is too scared to pee on them to put out the fire they are creating here!
What is next? China wanting to start selling mortgages in the USA? Maybe they could work a bail out. If you are not able to pay your loan, offer you free rice for life and a fish head or 2 if you would make your payment on time.
Monday, January 24, 2011
Pa. doctor charged with killing 7 babies
This Mistress sent this to me, she is usually quiet, but said this story needed to be told. She knew who to turn to! Me! The handsome, debonair stogie smoking, espresso drinking Mr. Kitty Cat!
This guy who claims he is a Doctor is no better than animal control. Killing 7 babies, that is about equal to a size of a litter! This guy belongs locked in a cage for the rest of his life and is not fit to care for insects, the latter I used to enjoy now and then, but my vet told me they could give me worms, yuck!
The State of PA is as guilty as this guy, the last inspection they had of his kennel was in 1993, lets see, I do not have enough toes on my paws to do the math, but that is why the Master has calculators around. I figured it has been 17 years since no inspection! It just makes me want to hiss. Add to all this that NONE, YES NONE, 0 for those out there that do not need to press 1 for English. If you are reading this and do not have to press 1 for English, got 2 words for you, GO HOME!
This is a classic example of bureaucracy and the left paw not knowing what the right paw is doing! Pass the catnip, point the paw and just hope the problem goes away. But, how could problems like this vanish unless you had some good rodent control? In this case maybe serpent control since it is clear this Dr. is a snake!
This guy who claims he is a Doctor is no better than animal control. Killing 7 babies, that is about equal to a size of a litter! This guy belongs locked in a cage for the rest of his life and is not fit to care for insects, the latter I used to enjoy now and then, but my vet told me they could give me worms, yuck!
The State of PA is as guilty as this guy, the last inspection they had of his kennel was in 1993, lets see, I do not have enough toes on my paws to do the math, but that is why the Master has calculators around. I figured it has been 17 years since no inspection! It just makes me want to hiss. Add to all this that NONE, YES NONE, 0 for those out there that do not need to press 1 for English. If you are reading this and do not have to press 1 for English, got 2 words for you, GO HOME!
This is a classic example of bureaucracy and the left paw not knowing what the right paw is doing! Pass the catnip, point the paw and just hope the problem goes away. But, how could problems like this vanish unless you had some good rodent control? In this case maybe serpent control since it is clear this Dr. is a snake!
Saturday, January 22, 2011
Federal Monies for Education
It is the weekend, The Master is up and about, that is a good thing! He made my espresso, a triple and even threw in a bit of Black Sambuca and an extra coffee bean! I am wondering if this means a trip to the vet for my yearly check up. The Little Miss say all I need is a check up from the neck up. Guess birds of a feather flock together and suggested she go see a shrink, the kind that live in the Amazon and smoke heads for Christmas Tree Ornaments!
The Mistress? She is still snoozing, which is fine with me, if she was around I could not smoke my stogie. Between you and me, I think she is on a power trip just because she has opposable thumbs!
Enough of my rambles, as you can see the caffeine has kicked in. I was looking at Federal Education articles, and you all know how the Internet works. One link leads to another and another and her I was!
Speaking of check up's from the neck up I found an interesting article, and would assume that it applies to the nation not just to this place called Georgia, not exactly sure where Georgia is. I looked on the map and there is one in the former Soviet Union and one in the South. I deduced it must be in the South since the article is written in English and not those crazy symbols.
It seems that the leader of the humans, POTUS himself has provided monies to counties to ward of layoffs due to the economic state of America. The interesting thing is that the States have received this money and do not have to account for the spending of it, at least in Georgia.
I know this because I picked up the telly and made a call to a friend of The Masters down there and asked the question. She is versed in education law and a lobbyist there. Her word is about as good as dinner last night. Caviar starter, Lobster Thermidor followed by a White Chocolate Cheesecake and of course, a good stogie and an espresso.
She says that is correct, GA at least, State Department of Education has no way to determine where the counties have spent the federal money. What this means is that if a county cannot afford to pay its bills, they can give teachers time off with no pay! Talk about being accountable! The Master says this would never fly in the "Real World" that he so knows and loves! How would you like to go out and blow your pay check on clothes, food and a host of other items, then have to pay your rent or mortgage and tell your other half the money is not there? They ask where did it go and you say, I do not have to tell you, but I spent it all this month!
It is my understanding that many states are giving teachers off with no pay, we have to look at the bigger picture, education for the people of tomorrow! Sure, blame the teachers for not doing their jobs, but give them time off with no pay, the kids do not attend school. Add the only way to have the kids truly care about school is to change the values of some Americans so they value education, in this case I would say 75 percent need this attitude adjustment. HELLO HUMANS it is NOT THE TEACHERS BUT YOUR SOCIETY AND ITS VALUES!
Add the simple fact that in the USA it is a right to attend High School and some even feel college since there are so many. Compare this to other countries where higher education is NOT a right but a privilege! From my perch things will not change in the USA, until as I said, the 75% of the people in the USA have an attitude adjustment about education!
The Mistress? She is still snoozing, which is fine with me, if she was around I could not smoke my stogie. Between you and me, I think she is on a power trip just because she has opposable thumbs!
Enough of my rambles, as you can see the caffeine has kicked in. I was looking at Federal Education articles, and you all know how the Internet works. One link leads to another and another and her I was!
Speaking of check up's from the neck up I found an interesting article, and would assume that it applies to the nation not just to this place called Georgia, not exactly sure where Georgia is. I looked on the map and there is one in the former Soviet Union and one in the South. I deduced it must be in the South since the article is written in English and not those crazy symbols.
It seems that the leader of the humans, POTUS himself has provided monies to counties to ward of layoffs due to the economic state of America. The interesting thing is that the States have received this money and do not have to account for the spending of it, at least in Georgia.
I know this because I picked up the telly and made a call to a friend of The Masters down there and asked the question. She is versed in education law and a lobbyist there. Her word is about as good as dinner last night. Caviar starter, Lobster Thermidor followed by a White Chocolate Cheesecake and of course, a good stogie and an espresso.
She says that is correct, GA at least, State Department of Education has no way to determine where the counties have spent the federal money. What this means is that if a county cannot afford to pay its bills, they can give teachers time off with no pay! Talk about being accountable! The Master says this would never fly in the "Real World" that he so knows and loves! How would you like to go out and blow your pay check on clothes, food and a host of other items, then have to pay your rent or mortgage and tell your other half the money is not there? They ask where did it go and you say, I do not have to tell you, but I spent it all this month!
It is my understanding that many states are giving teachers off with no pay, we have to look at the bigger picture, education for the people of tomorrow! Sure, blame the teachers for not doing their jobs, but give them time off with no pay, the kids do not attend school. Add the only way to have the kids truly care about school is to change the values of some Americans so they value education, in this case I would say 75 percent need this attitude adjustment. HELLO HUMANS it is NOT THE TEACHERS BUT YOUR SOCIETY AND ITS VALUES!
Add the simple fact that in the USA it is a right to attend High School and some even feel college since there are so many. Compare this to other countries where higher education is NOT a right but a privilege! From my perch things will not change in the USA, until as I said, the 75% of the people in the USA have an attitude adjustment about education!
Tuesday, January 18, 2011
Digging Up Bones
I was trolling the net, guess it could be akin to mouse hunting but a lot safer and engaging for me I came across this article. First glance I thought that the human race had finally found a good use for the canines of the world.
The Master, Mistress and I sat around the fire place with our cocktails in hand, mixed by The Little Miss and they enlightened me as to the facts around this case. I guess I am more self immersed than I think I am, but hey, why should the world NOT revolve around me?
Anyway, that Vandersloot fellow is about as guilty as the cat that ate the Canary, but I do not do any type of fowl except the cooked kind. My kitty heart was happy to hear that he is doing time locked in a cage with no perch and maybe even playing the part of a female dog. I KNOW you all know what they call that!
Me? The only time I like to do is to smoke my stogie, drink espresso and look out at the waves crashing on the beach, oh, and the hotties are a plus during the season.
Let us look at the facts as to this Holloway person, sure, she should have known better than to run off with strangers but maybe she had a little too much to drink. I speak from experience, you need to experience at least one of the Master's gala events! Ever try to jump up into a cat tree with one to many in you?
Back to the kid, and I do not mean the Little Miss, she got into a car with a stranger, guess she was absent for that lesson in Obedience School, drank too much, again, missed that lesson and then who knows what else happened. It is a shame that it did happen. However, what is more of a shame is that some humans are blaming Aruba for it. One bad fish spoils the pond, but face it, the reality of it is that the majority of the residents of Aruba are normal but some prefer to recall only the bad.
I give all the residents of Aruba a big paw pump and maybe I will fly Paulie D to Busters on One Happy Island so that he spin this at closing time, maybe I can even get this guy a record contract.
The Master, Mistress and I sat around the fire place with our cocktails in hand, mixed by The Little Miss and they enlightened me as to the facts around this case. I guess I am more self immersed than I think I am, but hey, why should the world NOT revolve around me?
Anyway, that Vandersloot fellow is about as guilty as the cat that ate the Canary, but I do not do any type of fowl except the cooked kind. My kitty heart was happy to hear that he is doing time locked in a cage with no perch and maybe even playing the part of a female dog. I KNOW you all know what they call that!
Me? The only time I like to do is to smoke my stogie, drink espresso and look out at the waves crashing on the beach, oh, and the hotties are a plus during the season.
Let us look at the facts as to this Holloway person, sure, she should have known better than to run off with strangers but maybe she had a little too much to drink. I speak from experience, you need to experience at least one of the Master's gala events! Ever try to jump up into a cat tree with one to many in you?
Back to the kid, and I do not mean the Little Miss, she got into a car with a stranger, guess she was absent for that lesson in Obedience School, drank too much, again, missed that lesson and then who knows what else happened. It is a shame that it did happen. However, what is more of a shame is that some humans are blaming Aruba for it. One bad fish spoils the pond, but face it, the reality of it is that the majority of the residents of Aruba are normal but some prefer to recall only the bad.
I give all the residents of Aruba a big paw pump and maybe I will fly Paulie D to Busters on One Happy Island so that he spin this at closing time, maybe I can even get this guy a record contract.
Monday, January 17, 2011
Cyber attacks vs Mouse attacks!
I put myself on the Masters calender for a conference as to the plans to go off the grid if needed, the wonders of Google Calender and Android. I do not know what I like more, my stogy, espresso or all the technological toys The Master and Mistress have around for me to go stomping my paws on.
What if 9/11 happens all over again with a cyber theme. The Internet as well as computer programs are ever changing and we depend on both more and more each day. And, think, humans can do all this but cannot invent a better mousetrap! Me? I do not do mice, rats, birds or any type of vermin and prefer Quail, (not Dan of course) Kobe Beef, Caviar and all types of sea crustaceans.
The governments of the world need to insure that they have the latest security measures in place, but one can even go beyond this and it comes down to the protection of the infrastructure on a state level. Water, electric all the elements which are necessary to function daily as we know it. Back up plans and recovery options are a must in our present times. Online banking is another concern, and do you practice safe online banking habits?
However, we as a society are quick the put safe guards into place for the human element, but as the article which I posted points out, what about a natural event such as solar flares?
Being proactive is what it takes, just like when I go for my yearly vet visit and get that de worming pill shoved down my throat along with something else which is shoved up a private part. You would have thought I was in the kennel and forgot my soap on a rope.
What if 9/11 happens all over again with a cyber theme. The Internet as well as computer programs are ever changing and we depend on both more and more each day. And, think, humans can do all this but cannot invent a better mousetrap! Me? I do not do mice, rats, birds or any type of vermin and prefer Quail, (not Dan of course) Kobe Beef, Caviar and all types of sea crustaceans.
The governments of the world need to insure that they have the latest security measures in place, but one can even go beyond this and it comes down to the protection of the infrastructure on a state level. Water, electric all the elements which are necessary to function daily as we know it. Back up plans and recovery options are a must in our present times. Online banking is another concern, and do you practice safe online banking habits?
However, we as a society are quick the put safe guards into place for the human element, but as the article which I posted points out, what about a natural event such as solar flares?
Being proactive is what it takes, just like when I go for my yearly vet visit and get that de worming pill shoved down my throat along with something else which is shoved up a private part. You would have thought I was in the kennel and forgot my soap on a rope.
China and I do not mean the Lennox type.
I was sipping my double espresso today and eating a crumb bun and almost choked. The Little Mistress almost had to give me CPR, but I saw that face coming towards me and that alone was enough to dislodge the little piece of tasty confection.
Anyway, I read this and tit only goes to prove that China is going to have a large part to play in world affairs, and the sad thing is that they are indeed Communist but use the buzz word Progressive Capitalism. I think I heard that term before in the USA, hmmm who could have said it? All I can say is that I sure hope the USA will not go down that road. However, as I see it, the separation of classes is getting larger, and we will soon be left with an Upper Class and Lower Class. This separation will grow at a rapid pace taking into account soaring food and fuel prices too. http://www.kittycatchats.com/2010/11/soaring-food.html
From my perch I have to say that the ability for China to reshape the global economy is concerning, I have not been this concerned since The Mistress threatened me with getting a dog. Like, sure that is going to happen. NOT!
Not sure about you, but I indeed enjoy fish and really do not want it to me mandated as part of my daily diet and have no desire to go the the food store to buy fried Scorpions or other tasty treats, NOT!
Anyway, I read this and tit only goes to prove that China is going to have a large part to play in world affairs, and the sad thing is that they are indeed Communist but use the buzz word Progressive Capitalism. I think I heard that term before in the USA, hmmm who could have said it? All I can say is that I sure hope the USA will not go down that road. However, as I see it, the separation of classes is getting larger, and we will soon be left with an Upper Class and Lower Class. This separation will grow at a rapid pace taking into account soaring food and fuel prices too. http://www.kittycatchats.com/2010/11/soaring-food.html
From my perch I have to say that the ability for China to reshape the global economy is concerning, I have not been this concerned since The Mistress threatened me with getting a dog. Like, sure that is going to happen. NOT!
Not sure about you, but I indeed enjoy fish and really do not want it to me mandated as part of my daily diet and have no desire to go the the food store to buy fried Scorpions or other tasty treats, NOT!
Sunday, January 16, 2011
Pope John Paul II maybe a Saint?
I was watching the news the other night and there was a Nun being interviewed, boy did she need some dental work, wonder if she knew that February is National Dental Month and my Vet is giving $25.00 off a cleaning.
The first thing that came to my mind was the Jimmy Buffet song, "Vampires, Mummies and The Holy Ghost, these are the things that I am afraid of the most." Well, not really what really scares me is The Little Miss. You ever live around a kid that can turn her head around and spew green vomit, all the time, not just on Saint Patrick's Day?
The Sister prayed and has her prayers answered is indeed testimony to the power of prayer. She was cured! No snakes, laying of hands, no screaming and yelling. Just a simple conversation between her and John Paul II.
Last night the Master was talking to the Mistress about this and she was a little surprised that he actually paid attention to the news when it did not involve money. The Mistress was under the impression that John Paul II was a shoe in for being a Saint. The Master said that they still need another miracle attributed to him. The Mistress asks how do they find out, and without missing a cat treat the Master says they advertise in the NY Times, Washington Post, LA Times, all major news outlets. The Mistress thought about this for a minute and said really?
The Master had a good laugh and I almost spit out my stogy. The Mistress is a good sport and chuckled too.
So, without further adieu, I give you:
The first thing that came to my mind was the Jimmy Buffet song, "Vampires, Mummies and The Holy Ghost, these are the things that I am afraid of the most." Well, not really what really scares me is The Little Miss. You ever live around a kid that can turn her head around and spew green vomit, all the time, not just on Saint Patrick's Day?
The Sister prayed and has her prayers answered is indeed testimony to the power of prayer. She was cured! No snakes, laying of hands, no screaming and yelling. Just a simple conversation between her and John Paul II.
Last night the Master was talking to the Mistress about this and she was a little surprised that he actually paid attention to the news when it did not involve money. The Mistress was under the impression that John Paul II was a shoe in for being a Saint. The Master said that they still need another miracle attributed to him. The Mistress asks how do they find out, and without missing a cat treat the Master says they advertise in the NY Times, Washington Post, LA Times, all major news outlets. The Mistress thought about this for a minute and said really?
The Master had a good laugh and I almost spit out my stogy. The Mistress is a good sport and chuckled too.
So, without further adieu, I give you:
Saturday, January 15, 2011
Travel to Cuba? NOT!
All I have to say is 3 words, GOD BLESS AMERICA. After a nice dinner, the Chef prepared Fillet Mignon with a Gorgonzola Cheese Crust, fresh creamed onions and spinach and a double stuffed potato with cheddar cheese, bacon and garlic. This was all followed by an Olive Tapenade with fresh Ciabatta Bread and a Red Lettuce Salad with Kalmatta Olives and Blue Cheese. From the wine cellar a delicious Château Mouton Rothschild, 2006.
Dessert is a Coconut Custard Pie and Carmel Brownies with Coconut Ice Cream with naturally my favorite beverage espresso.
With all this said, sure glad I am not living in a dumpster eating the leftovers from the locals, then again, what can they eat in Cuba? Pigs feet and Chicken necks? Not this kitty! Maybe we can loan them Obama as a cross cultural exchange and let the Master run the USA for a few months. I can promise you things would not be the same for sure!
Dessert is a Coconut Custard Pie and Carmel Brownies with Coconut Ice Cream with naturally my favorite beverage espresso.
With all this said, sure glad I am not living in a dumpster eating the leftovers from the locals, then again, what can they eat in Cuba? Pigs feet and Chicken necks? Not this kitty! Maybe we can loan them Obama as a cross cultural exchange and let the Master run the USA for a few months. I can promise you things would not be the same for sure!
Condelences to Pillsbury
Well, The Master came in about an hour ago and went right to his study with a grim look on his mug, that is face to my non English readers! He just emerged and said that he and the Mistress must attend a funeral on Monday and he wrote the eulogy, and it was so touching I felt a tear coming to my little kitty eye, and those that know me, know that I do not get emotional unless I am running out of caviar, stogies or espresso. So, here it is!
Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.
Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours.
Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was considered a very smart cookie, but wasted much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times, he still was a crusty old man and was considered a positive roll model for millions.......
Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, three children: John Dough, Jane Dough and Dosey Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart.
The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.
Who knows, with the coming of Easter he may just rise again!
Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.
Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours.
Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was considered a very smart cookie, but wasted much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times, he still was a crusty old man and was considered a positive roll model for millions.......
Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, three children: John Dough, Jane Dough and Dosey Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart.
The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.
Who knows, with the coming of Easter he may just rise again!
Friday, January 14, 2011
Judge rules inmate 'bitten on penis by rodent' may sue
Hello all from the frigid lands of the North, cannot disclose my actual location for security reasons, and thus why when I go out I wear sunglasses, leather trench coat and a hat. Just think of me as Super Fly with a tail and an extra set of legs.
Anyway, I was up and about, The Master was looking at Reuters and I was on my IPAD trolling the net and came across this article. I was shocked, I knew this little fellows kid who moved in to the my house a few weeks ago and the Mistress was all upset over it and demanded I do something about it! Me? I am not made for work, went down to the local hardware store and got me a few mousetraps. Did that work? NO! So, I thought what is the way to my heart? FOOD and COFFEE so I went and turned on the espresso machine and started a batch of chocolate chip cookies. The little fellow came right out!
We had a nice chat over a double espresso and cookies. He was very proud of his Dad for the creation of the Mus musculus, The Eunuch Inc. Defenders of Domestic Violence. He heard that there were offenders to be dealt with and the justice system being what it is, were being treated like Kings. He decided to take the law into his own paws.
Yea, the guy menaced his wife but this is nothing compared to be chased by The Farmers Wife who had a carving knife. Then again, maybe this jail should employ her to teach all those wife abusers and sex offenders a lesson!
Too bad the espresso and the cookies did not sit well with him and he sort of expired due to a heart attack. Mission solved Mistress and I did not even get blood on your carpets.
Anyway, I was up and about, The Master was looking at Reuters and I was on my IPAD trolling the net and came across this article. I was shocked, I knew this little fellows kid who moved in to the my house a few weeks ago and the Mistress was all upset over it and demanded I do something about it! Me? I am not made for work, went down to the local hardware store and got me a few mousetraps. Did that work? NO! So, I thought what is the way to my heart? FOOD and COFFEE so I went and turned on the espresso machine and started a batch of chocolate chip cookies. The little fellow came right out!
We had a nice chat over a double espresso and cookies. He was very proud of his Dad for the creation of the Mus musculus, The Eunuch Inc. Defenders of Domestic Violence. He heard that there were offenders to be dealt with and the justice system being what it is, were being treated like Kings. He decided to take the law into his own paws.
Yea, the guy menaced his wife but this is nothing compared to be chased by The Farmers Wife who had a carving knife. Then again, maybe this jail should employ her to teach all those wife abusers and sex offenders a lesson!
Too bad the espresso and the cookies did not sit well with him and he sort of expired due to a heart attack. Mission solved Mistress and I did not even get blood on your carpets.
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