Saturday, March 24, 2012
The wonders of the Internet, it enables me to have a good life. Providing all you humans with my wisdom while looking out at the horizon. Gulls flying, waves crashing, the smell of salt air.
It is almost that time of year here, "down the shore" as the Benny's call it. As you all know, well those of you that watch 'Jersey Shore" t shirts are a big seller.
The Master is opening a t-shirt store on the boardwalk to keep the Little Miss out of trouble this season. Not exactly an inexpensive project, but as he says, cheaper than bail and paying a lawyer. Blood sucking leaches.
The leach comment, I THINK he meant lawyers and not the Little Miss since he used the plural, but you never know, after all he is from New Jersey. Same place as some say Yous and the Master promptly asks you have a farm with female sheep? Get it yous, Ewes?
Oops, got off topic, back the the t-shirt store. This t-shirt here is going to be featured in the window. The Mistress and some talk show hosts said, "you would NEVER see a person with a George W. t-shirt on posing for this photo."
Then again, those in this photo personify the true Obama supporter and what they would do to get 3 hots and a cot at the iron bar motel, all of course paid for by your tax dollar. Throw in free medical care, cable, environmental controls, exercise room and for them it is Zagat rated resort!