Are you Upside down?

To this kitty, this sounds more like a Dr. Seuss story, Upside Down Land.

First we had the stimulus plans to assist you humans who are upside down in your kennels. Now it looks like you humans are living in upside down land.

I heard that this land is the one prior to you becoming the USSA, United Socialist States of America which as you know WILL happen if your current Great White Hope is elected again, then again. He is not great, not white and has given you all no hope. With this said, he does fit in well in Upside Down Land!

You know you live in Upside-down Land if...

A Muslim officer crying "Allah Akbar" while shooting up an army base is considered to have committed "workplace 
 violence," while an American citizen boasting a political bumper sticker is classified as a "domestic terrorist."

You know you live in Upside-down Land if...

Your government believes that the best way to eradicate trillions of dollars of debt is to spend more money.

You know you live in Upside-down Land if...

The Supreme Court of the United States can rule that lower courts cannot display the 10 Commandments in their courtroom, while sitting in front of a display of the 10 Commandments.

You know you live in Upside-down Land if..

Children are forcibly removed from parents who appropriately discipline them while children of "underprivileged " drug addicts are left to rot in filth infested cesspools.

You know you live in Upside-down Land if...

Working class Americans pay for their own health care (and the health care of everyone else) while unmarried women are free to have child after child on the "state's" dime while never being held responsible for their own choices.

You know you live in Upside-down Land if...

Hard work and success are rewarded with higher taxes and government intrusion, while slothful, lazy behavior is reward ed with EBT cards, cell phones, food stamps, WIC checks, Medicaid, and subsidized housing.

You know you live in Upside-down Land if...

The government's plan for getting people back to work is to provide 99 weeks of unemployment checks to not work. 

You know you live in Upside-down Land if...

Parents believe the state is responsible for providing for their children.

You know you live in Upside-down Land if...

You can write a post like this just by reading the news headlines.

You know you live in Upside-down Land if...

You pay your mortgage faithfully, denying yourself the newest big screen TV while your neighbor defaults on his mortgage (while buying Iphones, TVs and new cars), and the government forgives his debt and reduces his mortgage with your tax dollars.

 You know you live in Upside-down Land if...

You have to have your parents signature to go on a field trip but not to get an abortion.

You know you live in Upside-down Land if...

You can get arrested for expired tags on your car but not for being in the country illegally.

You know you live in Upside-down Land if...

Using the "N" word is consider ed "hate speech," but writing and signing songs about raping women and killing cops is considered "Art."