Sunday, April 15, 2012

Twitchy?

Yea, I know you humans all think when us felines start twitching our tails it means we are pissed. Well, for me it is not the case, I only twitch my tail when I see the Little Miss come in my direction.

Before I came to live with the Master and Mistress I was out on my own and feasted on carrion of this color. Matter of fact, the Mistress saw me catch my dinner one night and that was the end of my days as a Hobo. Now  I am living a life of leisure, as you can see here, http://www.kittycatchats.com/2012_03_01_archive.html 

Putting twitching tails aside. Twitchy, my counterpart, one who by nature I am on the top of the food chain. Who is Twitchy?  A talking bird! He lives at   http://twitchy.com and has all sorts of ramblings. However, he does lack the personality, charm and the wit I do, but none the less I am glad to see another species represented out there!





Thursday, April 12, 2012

Put it in drive and go!



You humans know that I am not a fond lover of sand land, that great big litter box, the Middle East. I am also not fond of those that come here and think they can still abide to what is acceptable there in the USA. 

Noor Almaleki, he is the topic today for this little kitty to meow about. Click HERE to see the show and learn of what this human did.

The kitty summary is below and another one is here.

Almaleki, who is a Muslim feels he should not abide by the laws of the USA and killed his daughter since she would not agree to an arranged marriage. 

He could have served 17 to 45 years in prison, but got 34 years and is only 50 years old. Of the 34 years, ONLY 16 years was for the second degree murder, the rest was for assaulting her boy friend (with the car) and leaving the scene of the accident.

Judge Steinle sentenced Almaleki to 16 years on the second degree murder charge to be served consecutively with a 15 year sentence on the aggravated assault charge and two concurrent 3 ½ year terms on each of the counts of leaving the scene of the accident.

34 years is hardly a life sentence with today’s first class health care in the prison system. Almaleki is yet another leach upon American society. 

This is the press release, which provides the information as to the sentence, but this kitty wants to know why was he only convicted of 2nd degree murder? Apparently because his daughter survived two weeks! I am no judge, but this murder was premeditated and as far as this kitty is concerned Almaeki should get the big needle and meet his 72 gay virgins in paradise.

Prison, the big kennel. This will put getting the big one shoved up your Muslim posterior in a new perspective. Almaleki, you better have a source for soap on a rope! In America at least, cop killers, child molesters and those that abuse woman are not on list of the most favored inmates in that iron bar hotel you have a reservation in. 

This kitty doesn't know which is worse, Almaleki's  beliefs or you humans justice system? 



Wednesday, April 11, 2012

Three Presidents

I was reading some history with the Little Miss and pondering, you humans do know that when this kitty ponders it is never a good thing.You ask what is my ponder? The 1920's - 1950's it seems you humans had leaders which could really lead. Now, it seems you have leaders that like to distract from the issues at hand and point the paw at others! Deflection, as you humans would say.

What did Presidents Hoover , Truman, and Eisenhower have in common?

Back during the great depression, Herbert Hoover ordered the deportation of ALL illegal aliens in order to make jobs available to American citizens that desperately needed work.

Harry Truman deported over two million illegal aliens after WWII to create jobs for returning veterans.

In 1954 Dwight Eisenhower deported 13 million Mexicans. The program was called Operation Wetback. It was done so WWII and Korean War veterans would have a better chance at jobs. It took two years, but they deported them!

Now, if they could deport the illegal aliens back then, they could surely do it today. If you have doubts about the veracity of this information, enter Operation Wetback into your favorite search engine and confirm it for yourself.

Why, you might ask, can't they do this today? Actually the answer is quite simple. Hoover , Truman, and Eisenhower were men of honor, not untrustworthy politicians looking for votes!

Reminder: Don't forget to pay your taxes - 12 to 20 million illegal aliens - are depending on it.

Monday, April 9, 2012

Are you Upside down?

To this kitty, this sounds more like a Dr. Seuss story, Upside Down Land.

First we had the stimulus plans to assist you humans who are upside down in your kennels. Now it looks like you humans are living in upside down land.

I heard that this land is the one prior to you becoming the USSA, United Socialist States of America which as you know WILL happen if your current Great White Hope is elected again, then again. He is not great, not white and has given you all no hope. With this said, he does fit in well in Upside Down Land!




You know you live in Upside-down Land if...
A Muslim officer crying "Allah Akbar" while shooting up an army base is considered to have committed "workplace 
 violence," while an American citizen boasting a political bumper sticker is classified as a "domestic terrorist."
You know you live in Upside-down Land if...
Your government believes that the best way to eradicate trillions of dollars of debt is to spend more money.
You know you live in Upside-down Land if...
The Supreme Court of the United States can rule that lower courts cannot display the 10 Commandments in their courtroom, while sitting in front of a display of the 10 Commandments.
You know you live in Upside-down Land if..
Children are forcibly removed from parents who appropriately discipline them while children of "underprivileged " drug addicts are left to rot in filth infested cesspools.
You know you live in Upside-down Land if...
Working class Americans pay for their own health care (and the health care of everyone else) while unmarried women are free to have child after child on the "state's" dime while never being held responsible for their own choices.
You know you live in Upside-down Land if...
Hard work and success are rewarded with higher taxes and government intrusion, while slothful, lazy behavior is reward ed with EBT cards, cell phones, food stamps, WIC checks, Medicaid, and subsidized housing.
You know you live in Upside-down Land if...
The government's plan for getting people back to work is to provide 99 weeks of unemployment checks to not work. 
You know you live in Upside-down Land if...
Parents believe the state is responsible for providing for their children.
You know you live in Upside-down Land if...
You can write a post like this just by reading the news headlines.
You know you live in Upside-down Land if...
You pay your mortgage faithfully, denying yourself the newest big screen TV while your neighbor defaults on his mortgage (while buying Iphones, TVs and new cars), and the government forgives his debt and reduces his mortgage with your tax dollars.
 You know you live in Upside-down Land if...
You have to have your parents signature to go on a field trip but not to get an abortion.
You know you live in Upside-down Land if...
You can get arrested for expired tags on your car but not for being in the country illegally.
You know you live in Upside-down Land if...
Using the "N" word is consider ed "hate speech," but writing and signing songs about raping women and killing cops is considered "Art."

Saturday, April 7, 2012

Obozo vs Bozo the Clown



The current leader you humans have is known by many names, but Obozo is a new one. This kitty can just picture him with the big floppy feet driving the clown car with a bunch of Biden look a likes! Do you think Bozo could give him some pointers on how to successfully run the country?









Now, I bring you 50 More Reasons to vote out Dear Leader Obama:

1 – Fast and Furious – Operation Gun Runner
2 – Stopped the Keystone pipeline that would have created thousands of jobs
3 – Gave half a billion tax payer's dollars to Solyndra
4 – Bowed to foreign dignitaries
5 – Increased our deficit over 40% in 2/12 years
6 – Backed release of Lockerbie Bomber
7 – The Drilling Moratoriums
8 – Soaring FOOD and Gas Prices
9 – NO Shovel Ready Jobs
10 – The Downgrade of America's credit rating ( First time in American history)
11 – First time in American history over 42 MILLION Americans are living in poverty
12 – Never passed a BUDGET ( First time in 34 YEARS)
13 – America drops to 5th place in GLOBAL COMPETITIVENESS
14 – Over 400,000 small businesses closing every year under Obama
15 – Our Debt has increased $4,247,000,000,000 in just 945 days! . (That's the fastest increase under any president ever!)
16 – No Summer Recovery
17 – Fed Suing States and States suing Feds
18 – Pressured Retired General Shelton to ALTER his testimony
19 – Enable the LARGEST number of HOME FORECLOSURES
20 – Turn America into the LARGEST FOOD STAMP NATION
21 – Filed lawsuit against Arizona for enforcing immigration laws.
22 – Force a Trillion dollar disaster down our throats called Obamacare WITHOUT EVEN READING THE BILL
23 – Increased unemployment despite "stimulus package"
24 – Appoint a TAX CHEAT for Sec. of the TREASURY!
25 – Appoint over 34 UN-ELECTED CZARS
26 – Rebuffs subpoena on failed solar firm
27 – Eric Holder turns a blind eye to voter intimidation by the Black Panthers then justifies with racial comments
28 – First President to File Lawsuits Against the States He Swore an Oath to Protect
29 – First President to Terminate America's Ability to Put a Man into Space
30 – First President to Tell a Major Manufacturing Company In Which State They Are Allowed to Locate a Factory
31 – First President to Propose an Executive Order Demanding Companies Disclose Their Political Contributions to Bid on Government Contracts
32 – First President to Withdraw an Existing Coal Permit That Had Been Properly Issued Years Ago
33 – First time in American history a President with a Socialist radical anti American past gets elected, with the help of ACORN and the Black Panthers and gets away with it!
34 – First President in history to create more PROTESTERS then JOBS
35 – First President to Encourage Racial Discrimination and Intimidation at Polling Places
36 – First time a President to enact OVER 4200 NEW anti Business regulations!
37 – First time a President needed to make a website called attack watch, a site that would make Karl marx Proud!
38 – First time a President Attempted to fill my cabinet with avowed Communist like Van Jones
39 – First time a President supported Anti-Capitalists, Union Thug, Marxists and Anarchists Protesting Mobs bankrupting major cities
40 – The National Debt Has Increased 4.2 TRILLION Dollars
41 – National Debt now 15 TRILLION!!
42 – The USA Spends 4.2 BILLION Dollars More than it takes in
43 – 25 MILLION Jobs LOST But he has added 140,000.00 to the Government payroll
44 – Added 3 MILLION More Americans living in POVERTY
45 – 4 MILLION More Bankruptcies
46 – 2 .4 MILLION Home FORECLOSED
47 – Gas Prices Have RISEN MORE THAN 80%
48 – Health Insurance Premiums UP 13%
49 – First President in history to have ALL his records SEALED
50 – Takes RECORD amount of contributions from Wall Street

Thursday, April 5, 2012

Change the Pledge of Alligance to the Pledge of one country under Socialism

This coming week the Supreme Court will rule on Obamacare being constitutional. All this kitty has to say is if the ruling is for this government run medical insurance I can give you the name of my physician. Maybe I can even use my connections to get you a good deal on pet insurance.

If your government cannot run a country how do you think they can have success in the insurance industry? Think pressing 1 for English is annoying? Just wait until you enter voice prompt limbo, you humans may even have to invent some new numbers since I am sure your current numbering system will not go as high as needed.

Government run health insurance is a farce, keeping your kids on your policy if they are not a student until 26? Denying procedures, procedures that were once covered and now considered not necessary despite medical evidence to the contrary!  Looks to me your government is taking on the slogan of the Special Forces, "kill them all and let God sort them out." Personally, this slogan needs to apply to those over in sand land, those Muslims that like to wear those designer vests with the built in sound effects.

Obamacare may even affect the medical benefits, Tricare of those that serve or have served in your armed forces? As this Marine Sniper says, you can run but you will die tired. Obamacare is designed in almost the same way, but you cannot run from it and just may die waiting for its repeal.

Maybe once Obama leaves office he can become a proctologist since he excels at shoving his bullshit up the asses of you humans. Vaseline anyone? May make it at least a little easier.

Sunday, April 1, 2012

The irony of the USA

I have been doing some reading, as you all I am a very literate kitty. Headline after headline of the USA and its involvement in what I call "that great big litter box." Sand land, home of goats, camels and a population that likes to blow themselves up.

One of the headlines was about the US soldier who shot up Afghanistan civilians, I couldn’t help noticing an irony. There is all the clamor to try this guy quickly and execute him, never mind his having suffered a traumatic brain injury.

Yet Major Hasan, who shot up Fort Hood while screaming Allah Akbar, still hasn’t stood trial, and they are still debating whether he was insane, even with the clear evidence regarding his motive: slay as many infidels as possible.

So we have a guy in a war zone who cracks, and he must be executed immediately. However; this Muslim psychiatrist, major Hasan who was stateside in a nice safe office all day murders 13, wounds 29 of our own guys, and they try to argue the poor lad suffered post-traumatic stress syndrome, from listening to real soldiers who had actual battle experience.

Two and a half years later he still has not been tried.

I think Achmed has something to say about that! After all, the only good terrorist is a dead terrorist!