Friday, May 11, 2012

The personal pronoun I, who do you think of?

Now, let me see how powerful the deductive reasoning of you humans is! "I" is a personal pronoun, typically used when talking about who? Yourselves of course.

Bin Laden, well you all know that he is past tense, he uses the suffix, ed, as in killed. With that said, it reminds me, after this post, it is 12 hours till happy hour. The special the Little Miss is mixing up tonight is The Bin Laden, 2 shots and a splash of water. She is even fixing dinner, Bacon, Taylor Ham and cheese sandwiches served on hard rolls!

OK, personal pronouns and suffix's what do you get when you put them together? Two items that are about as diverse as black and white! The suffix goes to those of you who wear the red, white and blue. The personal pronoun goes to the one that takes credit for the bravery of others!

Think he has a speech impediment? I, I, I, I, I.....



Thursday, May 10, 2012

Kiss this

Hello there you humans, it is I reporting from the Widows Peak getting my telescope ready for the babe watching, the count down is on. T minus 15 days until Memorial Day weekend!

Looking at summer at the shore, new loves, young loves and alternate loves, which I bet are glad about your leaders stance on gay unions.

This may even even add some confusion to you all up and coming steam fitters,when asking how you know the difference between a male and female pipe thread. Male screws into female of course! With this said,  lets hear a shout out for UA Local 475!

Now, Obama, came out and says he supports gay marriages, should this be news to you? He is grasping at straws to gather some demographic which will vote for him in 2012.

Lets see, his middle name is Hussein, going for the Muslim vote, supports gay marriage, going for the gay vote, bail outs to those that do not pay their bills, going for the dead beat vote, handouts for those that refuse to even try to find a job, going for the homeless vote.This may just be the majority he needs to win. However; this little kitty sure hopes NOT since another 4 of BO will mean the creation of the USSA, United Socialist States of America.

Do I see Rainbows taking the place of the stars on the American Flag?





Saturday, May 5, 2012

Obama's college transcripts, out out damn spot!

Obama, it seems he cannot provide you humans a copy of his birth certificate, so one has to wonder if he is really a pedigree or just some stray that has ran through the woods, swam a river and jumped a fence. 

Now it seems there is the issue if Obama really went to college and one organization has offered a reward of $10,000 for copies of his transcripts! $10,000 would buy me a lot of stogies and espresso, then again why should I have to buy there when I have The Master around!

This kitty is struggling with the question of why are such simple requests so challenging for him? Is he learning impaired? Does he make the deaf, dumb, and blind kid who plays a mean pinball look intelligent? 

I say he has some mutts in the closet that he does not want to let out least you humans find out that you were conned into voting for someone that really did not go to school and is not a citizen of the USA!