The Master and I took a road trip to see Tiger, no, not the circus type, but Tiger Woods of course, get it course, the guy that chases a little white ball around outside. Sounds just like what a common cat would do, but the Little Miss told me it is a game called golf!
Jupiter Island what a place, not as nice as what the Master has, but at least here the rodents and other assorted vermin are kept out. I have to put up with the Benny's and Jersey Shore wanna be's but it is a small price to pay for the smell of salt air, waves crashing, boardwalk pizza, clams on the 1/2 shell and watching those hot babes from my Widow Peak!
So, tooling down we made a small detour, the Master and I like to see how the other 1/2 lives. Top down on the Ferrari, I am waving to the babes and what do we stumble across! They say a picture says a 1,000 words, well this than must be the new "War and Peace" by of course BOB!
The Master almost ran over one of the geriatrics trying to cross the street he was so stunned. I said to him it would have been no great loss, Obama may have given you a medal since he feels old people are sucking the money out of health care, that is of course as long as you backed over him again to make sure the job was done!
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Friday, March 16, 2012
Sunday, March 11, 2012
One Pissed off Canadian Housewife
It is a lazy day for me, well if you must know, all days are lazy for me.
I am sitting up in the Widows Peak sipping my espresso, smoking a stogie, and setting up my telescope for babe watching on the beach once the season starts. Yes, you guessed it the Master, Mistress and Little Miss are opening the shore house as I type. Well, it has been open all winter, but the Master is getting provisions in for his Memorial Day bash, what a guy, always is thinking ahead. Then again, if you live with the Little Miss you have to always think one step ahead of her!
So, in staking the net, I come across this, and I must say this is one hot blooded Canadian, guess you need to be hot blooded if you live in a land of ice and snow. It sure sounds like her and I would get along very well, Eh?
"Are we fighting a war on terror or aren't we? Was it or was it not, started by Islamic people who brought it to our shores on September 11, 2001
I am sitting up in the Widows Peak sipping my espresso, smoking a stogie, and setting up my telescope for babe watching on the beach once the season starts. Yes, you guessed it the Master, Mistress and Little Miss are opening the shore house as I type. Well, it has been open all winter, but the Master is getting provisions in for his Memorial Day bash, what a guy, always is thinking ahead. Then again, if you live with the Little Miss you have to always think one step ahead of her!
So, in staking the net, I come across this, and I must say this is one hot blooded Canadian, guess you need to be hot blooded if you live in a land of ice and snow. It sure sounds like her and I would get along very well, Eh?
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One Pissed off Canadian Housewife
and have continually threatened to do so since?
Were people from all over the world, not brutally murdered that day, in downtown Manhattan , across the Potomac from the capitol of the USA and in a field in Pennsylvania ?
Did nearly three thousand men, women and children die a
horrible, burning or crushing death that day, or didn't they?
Do you think I care about four U. S. Marines urinating on
some dead Taliban insurgents?
And I'm supposed to care that a few Taliban were claiming to
be tortured by a justice system of a nation they are fighting against in a
brutal Insurgency.
I'll care about the Koran when the fanatics in the Middle
East, start caring about the Holy Bible, the mere belief of which, is a crime
punishable by beheading in Afghanistan.
I'll care when these thugs tell the world they are sorry for
hacking off Nick Berg's head, while Berg screamed through his gurgling slashed
throat.
I'll care when the cowardly so-called insurgents in
Afghanistan , come out and fight like men, instead of disrespecting their own
religion by
hiding in Mosques and behind women and children.
I'll care when the mindless zealots who blow themselves up
in search of Nirvana, care about the innocent children within range of their
suicide Bombs.
I'll care when the Canadian media stops pretending that
their freedom of Speech on stories, is more important thanthe lives of the
soldiers on the ground or their families waiting at home, to hear about them
when something happens.
In the meantime, when I hear a story about aCANADIAN soldier
roughing up an Insurgentterrorist to obtain information, know this:
I don't care.When I see a wounded terrorist get shot in the
head when he is told not to move because he
might be booby-trapped, you can take it to the bank:
I don't care. Shoot him again.
When I hear that a prisoner, who was issued a Koran and a
prayer mat, and fed 'special' food, that is paid for by my tax dollars, is
complaining that his holy book is being 'mishandled,' you can absolutely
believe, in your heart of hearts:
I don't care.
And oh, by the way, I've noticed that sometimes it's spelled
'Koran' and other times 'Quran.'Well, Jimmy Crack Corn you guessed it.
I don't care!!
If you agree with this viewpoint, pass this on to all your
E-mail Friends. Sooner or later, it'll get the people responsible for this
ridiculous behavior!
If you don't agree, then by all means hit the delete button.
Should you choose the latter, then please don't complain when more atrocities
committed by radical Muslims happen here in our great Country! And may I add:
Some people spend an entire lifetime wondering, if during
their life on earth, they made a difference in the world. But, the Soldiers
don't have that problem.
I have another quote that I would like to share AND...I hope
you forward All this.
One last thought for the day:
Only five defining forces have ever offered to die for you:
1. Jesus Christ
2. The British Soldier.
3. The Canadian Soldier.
4. The US Soldier, and
5. The Australian Soldier
One died for your soul, the other four, for you and your
children's Freedom.
YOU MIGHT WANT TO PASS THIS ON,
AS MANY SEEM TO FORGET!
AMEN! GOD BLESS CANADA AND AMERICA .
Jack Wolf's Photos · Feb 22
Monday, November 14, 2011
Pakistani Women in a pickle
If you know the Master like I know the Master astounded is the only word I can use to describe his relentless pursuit of this situation. He is a red, white and blue American but has taken up the cause for a woman who as I type is being beat, abused and locked in a room in Pakistan, sand land to me, that great big litter box. Yes, all it seems that The Master does have a heart, news to me!
My little kitty heart is proud that he believes in something so strongly he is willing to work across time zones, go on 4 hours of sleep for someone he has never met nor may never meet. He is now in the process of contacting any news organization here in the USA to share her story, one can only hope an interest is taken. Some stories must be told and this is one of them. Please view all the links in this story too and it will make it even more of a powerful tail, oh sorry, I meant tale!
Pakistan is one of the top three countries in the abuse of women and the violation of their human rights. Honor killings are still prevalent, throwing acid on females happens more that one thinks, human trafficking occurs and 80% of the female population are subjected to domestic violence.
There are many videos on You Tube made by Muslim priests telling how to beat ones wife since the Koran endorses it. Clearly though in the case of this young lady she is not a wife but a daughter above the age of 18 beat by her father and the images you are going to see clearly shows that the beatings were not light as this person on the video states. Personally, I find this disgusting and it makes me want to throw a hairball.
First the facts, then the story.
1) a young Pakistani woman is corresponding with an American male on social media and telephone, both legal age and want to meet for many months. She asks for no money or anything that would indicate a scam.
2) She wants to visit the USA on a Visa.
3) Her parents find out, her father burns her passport. She attempts to apply for another one.
4) Her father abducts to a town 700 miles away from her home to a guarded compound and locks her in a room
5) She is returned to her home city, locked in a room and beat.
6) She is then held hostage in her home, not allowed out.
7) She escapes, goes back home and father again beats her.
8) She is now locked in a room, food is withheld.
9) She says she cannot go to the police they will not listen.
10) She said if she did go to the police she would be killed.
11) Her father said that he will kill her if she does not stop this.
10) Her father has said something about forcing her to marry.
12) None of her family will help her nor does she have someplace to go.
13) Photos of the beating have been provided and below. Hands, legs and there are none but she says her back is badly bruised. A belt was used.
14) Simply put, Human Rights violations.
Here is the tale
A wake up call for all of us that live in the United States of America and other countries where women are treated as equals and not chattel or second class citizens. This is a story of cultures that clash, religions which are different, Muslim and Christian and of a quest for justice, freedom from oppression and the ability to live the American dream. Grab an espresso, stogie and enough kitty litter to wipe up your tears.
Once upon a time there was a gentle young man with a kind heart and soul that was lonely. The magic of the Internet prevailed; Face Book and he met a lovely young lady from Pakistan, thousands of miles away from the USA and of a culture that is at best described as tribal and unlike what most of the modern free world can relate to. Both this young man and lady are above the age of 18 and legally in both countries considered adults.
The first tragedy to strike this young lady was that she was shot in the shoulder while exiting a doctor’s office after being seen for an illness. Two boys were playing with guns in the street and a stray bullet struck her.
Months of communication pass, telephone calls begin, their personalities appear through their words and a bond is formed.
The Master hears of this, he, The Mistress and Little Miss are friends of this family in the USA. The Mistress tells The Master there are many scams out there and she had a concern that this young man would be taken advantage of.
What does The Master do? He turns to the magic of Facebook and sends her a friend request. Slowly he and this young lady begin to correspond and it is clear to The Master at least that she is genuine in her intentions and wants to visit the USA. She inquires as to how she could come to the USA for a visit; no one in her family will assist her.
The Master, again through the Internet provides this young lady with the method she can apply for a passport, the first step and then a Visa. Unknown to The Master, this young lady is naive tells her plans to her parents and other family.
They listen, tell her to go the bank, make the deposit for the passport and come home, then they will take her to apply for the Passport. The irony of this, as the Master has found out only a day ago is that this young lady HAD a passport and her father burned it on her.
She comes home; her father forcibly takes her to a town 700 miles from her home, locks her in room within a guarded compound. She is not allowed out and not allowed to talk to anyone. A few days go by and a holy day celebration is approaching, she is taken back to her home town. Here, she is locked in a room and then beat to a point where her whole body hurts and is bruised badly. Her father then says that if she attempts to leave he will kill her, he closes her bank accounts and takes all of her money, and she is in short a hostage.
The Master had suggested so go to the police but this is not possible he is being told since they may do nothing.
As my little kitty paws type, she is now physically sick, she says weak and becoming depressed. Locked in a room and food is being withheld and beat repeatedly.
The Master has contacted numerous Non Government Organizations in Pakistan, provided her information and NO response! Will they offer the degree of assistance a woman would get in the USA since here women are treated as equal to men and not as property?
All this young lady wants is a passport, apply for a Visa and visit the USA, for this she is having every one of her human rights violated!
The Master has learned more about this part of the world and their customs than he ever cared to know. It is a violent society where non Muslims are the enemy, no exceptions. A culture where a Muslim male can marry a women of any religion but a Muslim female must ONLY marry a Muslim male.
Those of you that are reading this in what the Master terms "the civilized free world" may be thinking what about a shelter for women. My little kitty paws did some fast Googling and found that many women are sent there by the courts for their protection from their male relatives and/or husbands. The environment is akin to being in a jail.
Do I know how this story will end? No, sadly I do not, my crystal ball is to clouded and cannot see clearly due to all the turmoil in that part of the world.
She has sent the Master pictures of the areas beat, below. If you are the sensitive type please do not look, there is no excuse for this type of treatment of another human being.
Should anyone out there read this and can offer assistance please contact me. Should you know of any items of interest to fight the war on terror please go here.
My little kitty heart is proud that he believes in something so strongly he is willing to work across time zones, go on 4 hours of sleep for someone he has never met nor may never meet. He is now in the process of contacting any news organization here in the USA to share her story, one can only hope an interest is taken. Some stories must be told and this is one of them. Please view all the links in this story too and it will make it even more of a powerful tail, oh sorry, I meant tale!
Pakistan is one of the top three countries in the abuse of women and the violation of their human rights. Honor killings are still prevalent, throwing acid on females happens more that one thinks, human trafficking occurs and 80% of the female population are subjected to domestic violence.
There are many videos on You Tube made by Muslim priests telling how to beat ones wife since the Koran endorses it. Clearly though in the case of this young lady she is not a wife but a daughter above the age of 18 beat by her father and the images you are going to see clearly shows that the beatings were not light as this person on the video states. Personally, I find this disgusting and it makes me want to throw a hairball.
First the facts, then the story.
1) a young Pakistani woman is corresponding with an American male on social media and telephone, both legal age and want to meet for many months. She asks for no money or anything that would indicate a scam.
2) She wants to visit the USA on a Visa.
3) Her parents find out, her father burns her passport. She attempts to apply for another one.
4) Her father abducts to a town 700 miles away from her home to a guarded compound and locks her in a room
5) She is returned to her home city, locked in a room and beat.
6) She is then held hostage in her home, not allowed out.
7) She escapes, goes back home and father again beats her.
8) She is now locked in a room, food is withheld.
9) She says she cannot go to the police they will not listen.
10) She said if she did go to the police she would be killed.
11) Her father said that he will kill her if she does not stop this.
10) Her father has said something about forcing her to marry.
12) None of her family will help her nor does she have someplace to go.
13) Photos of the beating have been provided and below. Hands, legs and there are none but she says her back is badly bruised. A belt was used.
14) Simply put, Human Rights violations.
Here is the tale
A wake up call for all of us that live in the United States of America and other countries where women are treated as equals and not chattel or second class citizens. This is a story of cultures that clash, religions which are different, Muslim and Christian and of a quest for justice, freedom from oppression and the ability to live the American dream. Grab an espresso, stogie and enough kitty litter to wipe up your tears.
Once upon a time there was a gentle young man with a kind heart and soul that was lonely. The magic of the Internet prevailed; Face Book and he met a lovely young lady from Pakistan, thousands of miles away from the USA and of a culture that is at best described as tribal and unlike what most of the modern free world can relate to. Both this young man and lady are above the age of 18 and legally in both countries considered adults.
The first tragedy to strike this young lady was that she was shot in the shoulder while exiting a doctor’s office after being seen for an illness. Two boys were playing with guns in the street and a stray bullet struck her.
Months of communication pass, telephone calls begin, their personalities appear through their words and a bond is formed.
The Master hears of this, he, The Mistress and Little Miss are friends of this family in the USA. The Mistress tells The Master there are many scams out there and she had a concern that this young man would be taken advantage of.
What does The Master do? He turns to the magic of Facebook and sends her a friend request. Slowly he and this young lady begin to correspond and it is clear to The Master at least that she is genuine in her intentions and wants to visit the USA. She inquires as to how she could come to the USA for a visit; no one in her family will assist her.
The Master, again through the Internet provides this young lady with the method she can apply for a passport, the first step and then a Visa. Unknown to The Master, this young lady is naive tells her plans to her parents and other family.
They listen, tell her to go the bank, make the deposit for the passport and come home, then they will take her to apply for the Passport. The irony of this, as the Master has found out only a day ago is that this young lady HAD a passport and her father burned it on her.
She comes home; her father forcibly takes her to a town 700 miles from her home, locks her in room within a guarded compound. She is not allowed out and not allowed to talk to anyone. A few days go by and a holy day celebration is approaching, she is taken back to her home town. Here, she is locked in a room and then beat to a point where her whole body hurts and is bruised badly. Her father then says that if she attempts to leave he will kill her, he closes her bank accounts and takes all of her money, and she is in short a hostage.
The Master had suggested so go to the police but this is not possible he is being told since they may do nothing.
As my little kitty paws type, she is now physically sick, she says weak and becoming depressed. Locked in a room and food is being withheld and beat repeatedly.
The Master has contacted numerous Non Government Organizations in Pakistan, provided her information and NO response! Will they offer the degree of assistance a woman would get in the USA since here women are treated as equal to men and not as property?
All this young lady wants is a passport, apply for a Visa and visit the USA, for this she is having every one of her human rights violated!
The Master has learned more about this part of the world and their customs than he ever cared to know. It is a violent society where non Muslims are the enemy, no exceptions. A culture where a Muslim male can marry a women of any religion but a Muslim female must ONLY marry a Muslim male.
Those of you that are reading this in what the Master terms "the civilized free world" may be thinking what about a shelter for women. My little kitty paws did some fast Googling and found that many women are sent there by the courts for their protection from their male relatives and/or husbands. The environment is akin to being in a jail.
Do I know how this story will end? No, sadly I do not, my crystal ball is to clouded and cannot see clearly due to all the turmoil in that part of the world.
She has sent the Master pictures of the areas beat, below. If you are the sensitive type please do not look, there is no excuse for this type of treatment of another human being.
Should anyone out there read this and can offer assistance please contact me. Should you know of any items of interest to fight the war on terror please go here.
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Sunday, May 15, 2011
You go Gaga over Gaga?
The other evening the Master, Mistress and I were relaxing watching American Idol. I took my eyes off the television for a moment, looked up and thought I was seeing a talking dalmatian with two legs. Black and white hair, black dots on the face, talk about scary!
Lady Gaga, well, I being the discerning feline I am say Lady Gag me. I use her picture for a hairball remedy, one look and and up comes the biggest hairballs you have ever seen. Speaking of balls, you have to check out this article on her shoes, what were in the heels and the cost! There is a better photo here. A drop in the ole water bowl for the Master, but he would never buy these for the Little Miss.
This person, and I use the term loosely is a role model for the children of the world? Who would want her views and values put upon impressionable young minds? Then again, it most likely would be the same parents that feel that a school should raise and feed their kids and it was only their job to procreate.
Listen to the Lyrics of a Lady Gaga song, see her outfits, these items should be enough to show impressionable young females do not need exposure. The kids of today have too many temptations, no not the kitty treats, I mean the Internet, cell phones, MTV, text messaging the list is endless.
Ladies and Gentlemen, I now bring you Lady Gaga Gaga. The Little Miss told me that she has a song called "Poker Face." I suggested she change the name to "Dog Face" since she fits the image very well. You can be the judge.
Lady Gaga, well, I being the discerning feline I am say Lady Gag me. I use her picture for a hairball remedy, one look and and up comes the biggest hairballs you have ever seen. Speaking of balls, you have to check out this article on her shoes, what were in the heels and the cost! There is a better photo here. A drop in the ole water bowl for the Master, but he would never buy these for the Little Miss.
This person, and I use the term loosely is a role model for the children of the world? Who would want her views and values put upon impressionable young minds? Then again, it most likely would be the same parents that feel that a school should raise and feed their kids and it was only their job to procreate.
Listen to the Lyrics of a Lady Gaga song, see her outfits, these items should be enough to show impressionable young females do not need exposure. The kids of today have too many temptations, no not the kitty treats, I mean the Internet, cell phones, MTV, text messaging the list is endless.
Ladies and Gentlemen, I now bring you Lady Gaga Gaga. The Little Miss told me that she has a song called "Poker Face." I suggested she change the name to "Dog Face" since she fits the image very well. You can be the judge.
Friday, April 8, 2011
Canine Criminal
Now, you all know that I am not a fond lover of the canine sect, how ironic, a Pit Bull was found in a garbage pit! Talk about getting my tail to swell up, since it is the only thing that can, thank you very much Master and Mistress, I am a Eunuch for life, but at least I have my cigars, espresso, wine, BLANK and song. Notice, again Master and Mistress, what is missing in the blank? Women!
I immediately picked up the telephone and made a donation to the local animal shelter using the Masters credit card of course. I figure he could write it off as a humanitarian relief effort. Speaking of humanitarian efforts have any of you humans looked at The Drudge Report lately? Talk about doom and gloom, the end of the world is near! That is why you all need me around, to lighten your load.
There is NO excuse for this type of treatment to occur and those that did it need to be locked in a cage and fed only kibble and water! The outpouring of support to this little fellow is amazing and shows to me that there still are decent humans left wandering the earth!
I immediately picked up the telephone and made a donation to the local animal shelter using the Masters credit card of course. I figure he could write it off as a humanitarian relief effort. Speaking of humanitarian efforts have any of you humans looked at The Drudge Report lately? Talk about doom and gloom, the end of the world is near! That is why you all need me around, to lighten your load.
There is NO excuse for this type of treatment to occur and those that did it need to be locked in a cage and fed only kibble and water! The outpouring of support to this little fellow is amazing and shows to me that there still are decent humans left wandering the earth!
Sunday, March 27, 2011
Abercrombie, pushing a new style for our grammar school children
I was stalking the net, drinking my espresso and savoring the quiet of the day, I come across this article. Exercise? Abercrombie did it again, selling push ups, I thought that they were going into the Boot Camp market and doing their part to help the obese teens and young adults of the USA! NOT, it seems that they only thing they had an interest in was pushing up a certain part of the anatomy of females!
You read about the sad state of education, the children being a product of their environment yet the teachers are the ones who are easy to blame. Yea right, parents, look in the that looking glass of yours, this is where the rubber meets the road. Speaking of rubber, yet again, Abercrombie is doing their part in the demoralization of young adults. Do kids really need this, and are their owners really going to purchase it for them?Are the boys in school going to have a new distraction and play shoot the spitball into the cleavage? Can you hear it now? SCORE!! Then again, it could be an excellent way to practice counting!
Meow about the selling of sex to some children that do not even know how to spell the work, least think of the concept! The old saying that sex sells may be alive and well, but at least target the 21 and older set.
You read about the sad state of education, the children being a product of their environment yet the teachers are the ones who are easy to blame. Yea right, parents, look in the that looking glass of yours, this is where the rubber meets the road. Speaking of rubber, yet again, Abercrombie is doing their part in the demoralization of young adults. Do kids really need this, and are their owners really going to purchase it for them?Are the boys in school going to have a new distraction and play shoot the spitball into the cleavage? Can you hear it now? SCORE!! Then again, it could be an excellent way to practice counting!
Meow about the selling of sex to some children that do not even know how to spell the work, least think of the concept! The old saying that sex sells may be alive and well, but at least target the 21 and older set.
Friday, February 25, 2011
Qaddafi offers 400 per family
If you know me, I have NO need for that big sandbox in the Middle East, oil prices are soaring higher than the blood pressure of the Master each time he has to pay for a load of jet fuel. He is insisting that those that run OPEC have their towels tied too tightly around their heads! Maybe even smelled too much camel dung too!
Oil prices increase, gas prices increase, along with this comes the increase in the cost of food! I love to chew on greens and the butler informed me that lettuce was now $2.50 a head so this was no longer possible. Yea right, I went right to the Master over this and well, it seems there was a misunderstanding said the butler. Yea right, I am not deaf, just wait until the guy goes and puts on his shoes and sees what I left for him.
With all this said, this Qaddafi fellow has the right idea, giving each family $400.00 for raising food costs. I do not see this happening here. Obama is more worried about his latest vacation or party and forget about the people that actually make the USA run. Maybe instead of a Motown night at The White House he should have some of the country folks in that George W listened too, but if he did that he would be reminded that he is not the supreme being he thinks he is and that the people of the USA are what it is all about.
The Master says you need to be nice to all the people on your way up the ladder since you will meet them all on the way back down. Obama, are you listening?
Oil prices increase, gas prices increase, along with this comes the increase in the cost of food! I love to chew on greens and the butler informed me that lettuce was now $2.50 a head so this was no longer possible. Yea right, I went right to the Master over this and well, it seems there was a misunderstanding said the butler. Yea right, I am not deaf, just wait until the guy goes and puts on his shoes and sees what I left for him.
With all this said, this Qaddafi fellow has the right idea, giving each family $400.00 for raising food costs. I do not see this happening here. Obama is more worried about his latest vacation or party and forget about the people that actually make the USA run. Maybe instead of a Motown night at The White House he should have some of the country folks in that George W listened too, but if he did that he would be reminded that he is not the supreme being he thinks he is and that the people of the USA are what it is all about.
The Master says you need to be nice to all the people on your way up the ladder since you will meet them all on the way back down. Obama, are you listening?
Saturday, November 27, 2010
Thanksgiving and Black Friday
A Pounce late and a Tuna short, but Happy Thanksgiving to all my fans out there in Cyberland. The Master was called away on Wen, I think it was an emergency, all I know is that he was barking on the phone worse than a junkyard dog. Before I knew it I was in my designer Sherpa bag, in the Limo and off to the airport with the Mistress, Little Miss and the Master.
Not too sure where we went, but got to say, flying the way the Master does is sure the life for me! Gotta love being number 1 for takeoff all the time. Add to this, no body scans, cavity searches, well except for the butler pulling the innards out of ole Tom turkey that was about the extent of it.
So, after about 5 hours in the air we landed, the Master, Mistress and Little Miss went off and came back with a variety of bags, packages all brightly wrapped. The Master said something like screw the crowds, since %R*()@ is picking up the jet fuel bill may as well get all our shopping done, avoid the crowds plus it is duty free.
My keen sense of smell picked up the odor of some Cuban Stogies, yes, just for me. From my best guess, we were not in the USA, the GPS in the cabin has us flying south over a lot of ocean plus KNOW the Master cannot get my stogies in the USA. I deduced from the Palm Trees, humidity and massive wind that it had to be the Caribbean.
I was hoping for Europe, Bern to be exact for some the confections I love so much, but hey will take what I can, free is free.
The Little Miss took a photo of our table for the day of the turkey, and got to say, she did justice to the my plane. If you ever see a flying object overhead with KC in gold on its tail, wave, you know it will be me! I wanted to pose for a photo in the cockpit, but the Master will not allow me in there, something about me pressing buttons and stepping on things that I should not be.
Not too sure where we went, but got to say, flying the way the Master does is sure the life for me! Gotta love being number 1 for takeoff all the time. Add to this, no body scans, cavity searches, well except for the butler pulling the innards out of ole Tom turkey that was about the extent of it.
So, after about 5 hours in the air we landed, the Master, Mistress and Little Miss went off and came back with a variety of bags, packages all brightly wrapped. The Master said something like screw the crowds, since %R*()@ is picking up the jet fuel bill may as well get all our shopping done, avoid the crowds plus it is duty free.
My keen sense of smell picked up the odor of some Cuban Stogies, yes, just for me. From my best guess, we were not in the USA, the GPS in the cabin has us flying south over a lot of ocean plus KNOW the Master cannot get my stogies in the USA. I deduced from the Palm Trees, humidity and massive wind that it had to be the Caribbean.
I was hoping for Europe, Bern to be exact for some the confections I love so much, but hey will take what I can, free is free.
The Little Miss took a photo of our table for the day of the turkey, and got to say, she did justice to the my plane. If you ever see a flying object overhead with KC in gold on its tail, wave, you know it will be me! I wanted to pose for a photo in the cockpit, but the Master will not allow me in there, something about me pressing buttons and stepping on things that I should not be.
Sunday, November 21, 2010
Thanksgiving is around the bend
Well, it is Sunday and that day I love so much, Thanksgiving is around the bend. As you know, I am an Italian kind of kitty, living where I do, there is not many other types. Well, there are, but they do not count.
With the kick off of the holiday season, the Master is provisioning with Prosciutto
AURICCHIO Provolone, Mozzarella, Sopressata, Calamari and a plethora of other treats. Then there is the Biscotti, at least 3 flavors fresh baked and assorted pastries and cakes. All of course home made why wait in those lines for items that are of course not as good as the Master and his mama could invent.
Speaking of mothers and the holidays, Mike Marino had my little kitty eyes tearing I was meowing so hard with his views on how Jesus' mother must have been Italian! See the video I have put here for you!
Now, I am off to scarf down a homemade sub, with Sopressata, Fresh Mozzarella, Prosciutto and Pepperoni along with a bottle or two of He'Brew, the CHOSEN Beer! http://www.shmaltz.com/
Yes, Italian, Jewish, there is the fine line, after all we both like Italian and Chinese food! Dessert? Not sure yet, I have been over indulging lately so just may kick my paws back with a triple espresso and stogies (in my dreams, the Mistress does not let me smoke in the house) and watch a movie with the Master and Mistress.
With the kick off of the holiday season, the Master is provisioning with Prosciutto
AURICCHIO Provolone, Mozzarella, Sopressata, Calamari and a plethora of other treats. Then there is the Biscotti, at least 3 flavors fresh baked and assorted pastries and cakes. All of course home made why wait in those lines for items that are of course not as good as the Master and his mama could invent.
Speaking of mothers and the holidays, Mike Marino had my little kitty eyes tearing I was meowing so hard with his views on how Jesus' mother must have been Italian! See the video I have put here for you!
Now, I am off to scarf down a homemade sub, with Sopressata, Fresh Mozzarella, Prosciutto and Pepperoni along with a bottle or two of He'Brew, the CHOSEN Beer! http://www.shmaltz.com/
Yes, Italian, Jewish, there is the fine line, after all we both like Italian and Chinese food! Dessert? Not sure yet, I have been over indulging lately so just may kick my paws back with a triple espresso and stogies (in my dreams, the Mistress does not let me smoke in the house) and watch a movie with the Master and Mistress.
Tuesday, November 16, 2010
The Holiday Season and the TSA
Here it is, the holiday season, the weather is getting cooler, the fleas are leaving, that is of course if you have a dog. Speaking of dogs, I went for my dental cleaning the other day and heard the dentist talking to the Master about his two canines look great. Well, I had the scare of my life, gone for a few hours and the Master and company go out and buy a few dogs? What did they think, I would go paws up!
Anyway, it turns out the doctor was talking about my canine teeth! What a relief that was for me.
As I was saying, and back to business, the TSA and the issue of full body scans. Has anyone thought about the aspect of the cheap thrills an TSA person could get if they were gay? Or, even in this case if you were gay and wanted a cheap thrill? The combinations are endless!
This says it all:
Anyway, it turns out the doctor was talking about my canine teeth! What a relief that was for me.
As I was saying, and back to business, the TSA and the issue of full body scans. Has anyone thought about the aspect of the cheap thrills an TSA person could get if they were gay? Or, even in this case if you were gay and wanted a cheap thrill? The combinations are endless!
This says it all:
Tuesday, June 1, 2010
The prize is in here somewhere! - Lolcats 'n' Funny Pictures of Cats - I Can Has Cheezburger?
The prize is in here somewhere! - Lolcats 'n' Funny Pictures of Cats - I Can Has Cheezburger?
What do they say, simple things for simple minds? Gives all of us felines a bad name, I think this little fellow might be a Democrat, after all, he is trying to find the good by looking into a pile of crap Spreading the crunchies around makes me think of what our elected official said, well, not really ours, I did not vote for him, but get with the program, smell the catnip, you start emptying that container the mess you make will be worse than the Federal Deficit.
"I think when you spread the wealth around, it's good for everybody." -- defending his tax plan to Joe the Plumber, who argued that Obama's policy hurts small-business owners like himself, Toledo, Ohio, Oct. 12, 2008
Now really, how could spreading stuff around be good for everyone, unless of course it is manure and you are a farmer!
What do they say, simple things for simple minds? Gives all of us felines a bad name, I think this little fellow might be a Democrat, after all, he is trying to find the good by looking into a pile of crap Spreading the crunchies around makes me think of what our elected official said, well, not really ours, I did not vote for him, but get with the program, smell the catnip, you start emptying that container the mess you make will be worse than the Federal Deficit.
"I think when you spread the wealth around, it's good for everybody." -- defending his tax plan to Joe the Plumber, who argued that Obama's policy hurts small-business owners like himself, Toledo, Ohio, Oct. 12, 2008
Now really, how could spreading stuff around be good for everyone, unless of course it is manure and you are a farmer!
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