Showing posts with label Political. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Political. Show all posts

Saturday, March 22, 2014

Got balls?

Mooch has traveled to the land of the short people with bad teeth, she may be a modern day Gulliver visiting the Lilliputians.

Yet another vacation, and as usual she has brought her mother and the kids. This kitty is thinking that the reign of Obama is like the Clampett's moving to Beverly Hills. Personally, this kitty thinks this ballad is more fitting.

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This kitty has heard that white men can't jump but it sure seems the dead can vote. I am meowless at what you humans think a leader should be. Now, the Master, that is a leader, a mover and a shaker. Then again, Mooch is a shaker too. Her sides jiggle more than a bowl of jello and with the size of her rear, it is clear why she cannot travel commercial. No amount of Vaseline would be able to let her squeeze into a normal airline seat.

Now, back to China, FLOTUS, has to act like she is one of the commoners, but this kitty has to wonder if she is using her husbands balls, since it is clear he is missing a set.

Tuesday, February 18, 2014

Who is Barack Hussein Obama? The World May Never Know.

http://www.patheos.com/blogs/theanchoress/2011/03/11/ride-on-king-obama/
"Obtaining official, unaltered documents of President Obama is all but impossible. It is estimated that Obama’s legal team has now spent over $1.4 million dollars blocking access to documents every American should have access to - See more HERE: 

If a quarter of this is true this kitty is sad you humans are that dumb to elect him not once but TWICE!  However; after thinking on this this there must have been a zombie apocalypse, the dead came back to life as voters and needed a new leader. Can you all mew voter fraud? 

If the Little Miss ever has a transgression the Master and Mistress would come down on her like a rat going into a trap. What kind of message is this sending about the anointed one being above the law.  You humans wonder why the kids of today are the way they are, look at their role models and the messages the media send every day! 

Yo, Libtards, do not be so open minded your brains fall out. Have all you stood in line when God called out brains and had colanders in your hands? Did you think he said trains and you thought about catching the next one. 

This kitty is thinking you learned a lesson. Then again I know where your brains really are and did not think the human anatomy had the capacity to reproduce them after you used the litter box. 

Just mewing as I am thinking of going down to the kitchen to get a Napoleon and an espresso. 





Saturday, December 14, 2013

Socialism is coming to a state near you!

It is I, the one who likes and excels at the art of pontificating.

I was doing my community service, yes I was caught letting dogs out of their owners yard with i pods attached to their collars playing, "Set my people free." and "Who let the dogs out."  I could not have pulled this off alone, the Little Miss assisted but threw me under the bus and then had it back over me.

I got off easy, and am thinking that it was my magnetic personality that charmed the judge and me giving her a high five and telling her she had nice whiskers and maybe we were from the same litter. I thought it was rather interesting that the entire court room went silent at this comment.

My sentence, was to teach this little fellow some paw language, being a white cat is is meow impaired.  This gent sums up the concept of Obamacare very nicely, they say white cats are at times deaf, but in this case this fellow is certainly not blind and dumb!




Saturday, August 17, 2013

Do Muslims bounce like a Bumble?

As you know, this kitty has a personal interest in New York City, The Big Apple, home of Jewish Delis, hot dog and pretzel carts, The NYSE, if the Master made me wear a bell around my neck  I would want it to sound like the opening bell! However; as you all know I live a life of luxury and outdoors is something I do not do.

There are a million Muslims that are planning to march on Washington DC on the anniversary of 9/11 and demand the US government protect their civil rights?

Are they living in a cave? Did they forget about 9/11, The Boston Bombing? This kitty knows that one cannot stereotype but the law of averages here well, meow for themselves.  It seems that the group that organized the march is claiming that they are just misunderstood and the US media is being blamed for portraying Islam in a negative manner!

This kitty says WTF, all the media is doing is reporting the facts. I am the first one to say sensationalism is used to get interest up but in this case, as Joe Friday says, "Just the facts Ma'am

This kitty does have one question, do Muslims bounce like a Bumble?

 Spread the word of this outrage! This kitty would like to give all of them a swift paw in the arse.

photo by http://www.breitbart.com

Thursday, August 1, 2013

Do you feel liberated?

photo via www.conservapedia.com 
I was relaxing on the Master's private stretch of sand admiring the kittens in their swim attire, saw some with rocks on their hand so large it was a wonder they could float. Then, I noticed their chests and talk about built in flotation devices!

For all you that read my rants and do not agree, I can finally tell you all where to go, which is here! I think you will agree that these places can interest even the most finicky liberals.

Drugs, gay rights, prostitution and taxes rate right up there with the seven deadly sins. There is something for everyone, what is not to like! Since the Vatican is now giving out indulgences via Twitter you can commit the sin and enjoy its pleasures and then get virtual absolution!

Trust me, it works, I have tried it when I let the neighborhood dogs out of their yards! There is only so much yapping this kitty can take, and living with the Little Miss is like residing in a kennel.




Saturday, July 13, 2013

In the pound

This kitty was up and about early today, got the espresso made and the supplies out for the Little Miss. I am teaching her to roll stogies, I think of it as teaching her a life skill. Just hope she does not smoke the product, could tell her it would stunt her growth, but she is short with no hope of stretching.

Anyway, jail and the USA, the more Obama is in office the more of a parallel I am seeing to this and the pound, iron bar motel, take your pick of adjectives.

Obama won the elections on scare tactics and now is attempting to govern the same way. Is not this the start of tyranny humans or has tyranny already arrived. I am thinking that I need to saddle up the Great Dane and gallop down Ocean Avenue shouting "Obama is coming, Obama is coming." Then again, it would be a little late, the damage is done and this kitty can only hope come 2106 it can be fixed!

Charley says

You have to admit, at least this kitty does that Charley makes perfect sense. You all have heard of the song, "The Devil went down to Gerogia." I am thinking that Charley needs a new one called, "The Devil went to The White House." Just meowing....










And now, lets hear a great big caterwaul for CHARLEY!





Thursday, July 11, 2013

The Leprechauns are a wee bit annoyed


Obama, he and Mooch followed the rainbow and ended up in Ireland and to this kitty it seems that one person called it for what it was. This leprechaun was a wee bit annoyed, she is one angry Leprechaun. I am thinking Obama better not ask her for a pint!

Talk about calling it like it is, the truth hurts Obama, but the Irish sure are seeing you for what you are and since she is not a US citizen there is nothing you can do about it. Free speech, something that your office is trying to get rid of in the USA is alive and well across the pond!



Friday, April 26, 2013

Child labor is alive and well!

Photo by A
The great outdoors, the open plains, lions and tigers oh my. The Obama's have taken advantage of their ability to be jet setters and went to their roots in Africa, minus Chicken George, but maybe with a copy of "Roots" by Alex Haley.

MY country, well yours too is going down the litter box quickly and Michelle, AKA "Mooch" was caught with her paw in the cookie jar. She listed her daughters as SENIOR STAFFERS, now that is having the gall of an elephant or maybe I am being too judgemental. Perhaps I should rethink this and just say she has a rear the size of a hippo instead. Mooch tried to justify it by saying that this trip was official business. 

This kitty asks what was the official business? To try and get the village to take back its idiot? If you ask me she was not successful.

The following is a true story. You humans, check out these links and read it for yourself, you could get there faster than I since you have opposable thumbs. 


Obama Daughters are Michelle's 'Senior Staffers'

Michelle was caught cheating on her expense report. What a show of arrogance!

This information was obtained by Judicial Watch March, 2012. The administration had to be sued to get this through the FREEDOM OF INFORMATION ACT.

Michelle Obama listed daughters as 'Senior Staffers' to justify her expensive African vacation and safari.

October 5, 2011, Judicial Watch said the U.S. Air Force provided a C-32 ( a Boeing 757 ), modified by the military for the purpose of flying big-wigs around the world, to fly the First Lady and her entourage to and from Africa , at a cost of $424,142. Another $928.44 was listed as 'bulk food' costs per meal for the192 on board meals for the 21 people who made the trip. Lobster isn't cheap when you fly it around the world.

The Obama daughters were listed on the manifest as senior staff. 'This trip was as much an opportunity for the Obama family to go on a safari as it was a trip to conduct government business,' said Judicial Watch President Tom Fitton. 'This junket wasted tax dollars and the resources of our over extended military. No wonder we had to sue to pry loose this information.' The nation is suffering with the economy sputtering, the national debt soaring and Obama's economic rescue policies not only failing, but actively making things worse.

Meanwhile, the First Lady justifies an expensive trip to Africa to take a vacation and safari with her daughters by saying it's 'official business' and even going so far as to list her children as staffers. The level of arrogance and dishonesty on display here is nothing short of shocking.


Wednesday, April 24, 2013

Nothing but a Chicago Punk.


Obama, Commander in Cheif of OUR, yes OUR, country. I may just just a witty kitty, but do live here in the USA. May I add legally and with my own papers too.  

How could you humans have elected this fellow? The respect the Armed Forces give him vs the respect he gives them leaves me purrless.  This kitty feels that he does not deserve the respect these two fellow as well as many more in the militrary give him.

Obama is too busy tacking on his cell and gives a half hearted salute. I am willing to bet that he is talking to Mooch and planning their next vacation. Any guesses? I am thinking maybe a pilgramage to Mecca?




Tuesday, April 23, 2013

Gun Control, NOT

It looks like those DemoRATS turned against their leader and voted NOT to pass the gun control bill. Obama now wants to sign an Executive Order to speed his agenda along. Can you humans spell DICKATOR since a mere Dictator is not a suitable title. Once again, he is governing by fear, look at history humans, what have all Dictators done? Listen to Obama saying everything will be alright is a face. Did not Hitler tell the Jews everything would be all right too? Look what happened to them!

I say impeach, but then we would have the other idiot running the country, one is blind, one is deaf and both are dumb. I wonder if they can play a "mean game of pinball?"



Monday, April 22, 2013

Mooch and I do not even feed dogs!

This is more disgusting than a kennel full of dogs! Mooch, AKA, Michele O actually visited that human who was scheduled for deportation! In all fairness, she did visit the other victims of The Boston Marathon. However; this kitty sees these visits as only "cover" as to her real reason for the visit.

This Saudi , interesting enough has the surname Abdulrahman Ali Essa Al-Salimi Al-Harbi It seems The Allharbi clan has many Al-Qaeda members and this kitty has to question the actual motives of the visit.

You humans question if the White House is not sympathetic to Muslims? Smell the goat shit humans, how clear can it be. The USA does not need to be the deaf, dumb and blind kid and ride the short bus to see this for what it is.

Tale of Two Cities

The 2nd Amendment, is alive and well.  I just hope that the Senate vote does not put away you humans right to keep and bear arms, other than the 2 which you come into this world with.  

This kitty, in full disclosure does not know if the chart here is real or make believe, the latter like that wanna be leader who lives in that White House, may I add who also shows up nicely against it. One could say it has that Damaliaton look, white with black spots. 

However; you humans have to admit, this makes purfect sense, how many murders were there back in the colonial days? This kitty is willing to bet almost none! Why? They had guns!  If the Muslims can have their bombs, you humans in the USA can certainly have your guns! 

Thursday, April 18, 2013

Kim Jong is squealing like a stuck pig

This little piggy went to the market and tried to buy some Uranium. This guy can rattle his curly little tail all he wants but forgets that the world just loves bacon. Well, most of the world, unless you are a Muslim or live in Israel that is. 

Jong is squealing that North Korea has nuclear weapons but let this kitty tell you, North Korea is not exactly what one could call an advanced society.  His rants are only in an attempt at exorotation in an attempt to live the Obama life, free everything to those who ask!
For a county who is 90% without power there would be a benefit about making them the poster child for urban renewal.  Now this kitty asks you, who would be doing who a favor? I myself prefer my bacon crispy and you?
                                                                                                             Photo via www1.american.edu -

Thursday, March 7, 2013

Obamacare, a feline perspecitve


I had the opportunity to chat with The Little Miss and some of her friends last weekend over Soda, Pizza and later Espresso with Saint Joseph's Day cakes. They are underage so could not bring out the beer, stogies and brandy. The sacrifices I have to make for The Little Miss.

This younger generation, I was shocked to hear they did not know the full implications of Obamacare and how it would impact them now and in the future unless it is taken away.

This kitty tried and tried to explain all the wrongs of it and still they just were not getting it. I was starting to think that they were about as intelligent as a pack of canines.

Now, this gave this kitty and idea. They say a picture is worth 1,000 words. I showed them the above photo, and said, "Just imagine you are a dog and need a doctor." You walk into the exam room and are faced with this image.

They saw the light, and exclaimed in an unanimous manner, " We are toast!"  I added minus the caviar and vodka.

Toast points are about all you will be eating 30 years from now unless the citizens of the USA wake up and see where their future is heading.








Sunday, March 3, 2013

Obamaville


Hi there, I am alive and well. I just know you all, my adoring public have missed me. As you know, Hurricane Sandy came for a visit and the Master, Mistress, Little Miss and I are fine. There were a few moments when I thought I would have to climb up to the Widows Peak to avoid the water, but the Master had other staff on hand to avoid me having to do any manual labor. I am sure you have heard the saying when pigs fly, but after this storm I have seen just about anything float.

Speaking of floating, the Master, Mistress and Little Miss went up to Bayone and took our yacht down south for a few months to enjoy the holidays. While I was there I met a person down there that has composed this little ditty. I must say, Obamaville, Hooverville, Brother can you spare a dime are all about the same thing in this kitty's mind!

Tuesday, September 18, 2012

I have a dream!

Since I cannot no longer watch the babes on the beach I have taken to composing songs in my free time with the help of the Little Miss. She usually plays keyboard and has a variety of instruments at her disposal!

I am waiting her to ask The Master for a monkey and an Accordion so she can start a school for the unemployed and teach the life skill of begging and performing. Then again, they would need money to buy the monkeys so maybe not a good idea after all.

All you humans will love these two set to to the traditional tunes of "White Christmas, by Bing Crosby and Its The Most Magical Time Of The Year, by Andy Williams.

Now, for your listening pleasure, I present.....

No caterwauling allowed!

 
 I'm Dreaming of a White President

I'm dreaming of a white president
Just like the ones I used to know
Where Washington glistens,
and the people listen
To hear no lies in the capital.

I'm dreaming of a white president
With every vote which is cast
May your days be merry and bright
And may all your presidents be white

I'm dreaming of a white president
With every vote which is cast
May your days be merry and bright
And may all your presidents be white

Its The Most Magical Time Of The Year

It's the most wonderful time of the year
With the people voting
And everyone telling you "Be of good cheer" "Obama will take care of you."
It's the most wonderful time of the year
It's the hap-happiest time of all
With those campaign greetings and debate meetings
When Lobbyists come to call
It's the hap- happiest season of all

There'll be parties for hosting
Lies for toasting
And homeless out in the snow
There'll be scary Romney stories
And tales of the glories of
Obama long, long ago

It's the most wonderful time of the year
There'll be much campaigning
And hearts will be glowing
When Obama comes near
It's the most wonderful time of the year

There'll be parties for hosting
Lies for toasting
And homeless out in the snow
There'll be scary Romney stories
And tales of the glories of
Obama long, long ago

It's the most wonderful time of the year
There'll be much campaigning
And hearts will be glowing
When Obama comes near

It's the most wonderful time
It's the most wonderful time
It's the most wonderful time
It's the most wonderful time of the year

Tuesday, September 4, 2012

Jumah and the Democratic National Convention

In honor of the Democratic National Convention and their commitment to Jumah I began to think of the song they may be playing at the start of the convention. I was torn between  "The Lonely Goat Herder" or Steppenwolf's "Magic Carpet Ride." The latter would have been a good choice, but fleas would be needed for the carpets to give them that authentic feeling. Getting camel fleas on short notice may not have been possible since Ringling Brothers is not due in The Garden for another few months.

I discussed my predicament with the Little Miss and we decided to go with "The Lonely Goatherd." This song would both welcome the Muslims and play homage to all the idiots in DC who are puppets doing the bidding of the anointed one.

Now, I bring you,



Sunday, September 2, 2012

For you art lovers out there.

Last night after a wonderful meal by Cook I retired to the library with the Master and Mistress, and we were discussing the Republican National Convention.

I was admiring a painting the Master had acquired a few years ago across the pond, The Massacre of the Innocents. 

Gazing at painting I saw it in a new light. The USA if Obama gets another 4 years. The thought scared the catnip out of me and I nearly spit my stogie and brandy across room. This would have been a terrible waste. I would have had to see the Mistress with my tail between my legs for a bailout. I KNOW you have read my home page and are aware she is limiting my intake to 3 stogies a day!

Lucky for me she is not limiting my espresso and brandy intake. The latter is locked up, the Little Miss and her friends indulged a few months ago and replaced what they drank with colored water, 10 BOTTLES! You just had to see the Masters face when he poured himself a drink, priceless. Naturally I was not given a key, the Mistress says that I am corrupting the Little Miss!

Sorry, I got distracted, you do realize that all cats have ADD right? Now, back to my rant.

The Middle and Upper Classes are going to be slaughtered with taxes of all types. Those of the lower echelon will have the time of their lives,on the backs of those who have and do work for a living. I Wonder who leads when  Obama and Biden dance?

The Little Miss appeared, and showed me this recent painting online by Jon McNaughton. The cataivating (get it, catavating = captivating  you humans!)  thing about this painting is you can take a mouse ( the electronic kind not the rodent variety} and hover over the images for an explanation of them!

Shocking is all I can say to you humans, you have heard it, now you can also see parts of what Mr. Obama has done.

Lady Macbeth said, "Out out damn spot." So, this little kitty is taking the lead and saying "Out, out damn Obama." "Hit the road Barack and don't you come back.