Child labor is alive and well!

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The great outdoors, the open plains, lions and tigers oh my. The Obama's have taken advantage of their ability to be jet setters and went to their roots in Africa, minus Chicken George, but maybe with a copy of "Roots" by Alex Haley.

MY country, well yours too is going down the litter box quickly and Michelle, AKA "Mooch" was caught with her paw in the cookie jar. She listed her daughters as SENIOR STAFFERS, now that is having the gall of an elephant or maybe I am being too judgemental. Perhaps I should rethink this and just say she has a rear the size of a hippo instead. Mooch tried to justify it by saying that this trip was official business. 

This kitty asks what was the official business? To try and get the village to take back its idiot? If you ask me she was not successful.

The following is a true story. You humans, check out these links and read it for yourself, you could get there faster than I since you have opposable thumbs. 

UNBELIEVABLE THIEVERY

Obama Daughters are Michelle's 'Senior Staffers'

Michelle was caught cheating on her expense report. What a show of arrogance!

This information was obtained by Judicial Watch March, 2012. The administration had to be sued to get this through the FREEDOM OF INFORMATION ACT.

Michelle Obama listed daughters as 'Senior Staffers' to justify her expensive African vacation and safari.

October 5, 2011, Judicial Watch said the U.S. Air Force provided a C-32 ( a Boeing 757 ), modified by the military for the purpose of flying big-wigs around the world, to fly the First Lady and her entourage to and from Africa , at a cost of $424,142. Another $928.44 was listed as 'bulk food' costs per meal for the192 on board meals for the 21 people who made the trip. Lobster isn't cheap when you fly it around the world.

The Obama daughters were listed on the manifest as senior staff. 'This trip was as much an opportunity for the Obama family to go on a safari as it was a trip to conduct government business,' said Judicial Watch President Tom Fitton. 'This junket wasted tax dollars and the resources of our over extended military. No wonder we had to sue to pry loose this information.' The nation is suffering with the economy sputtering, the national debt soaring and Obama's economic rescue policies not only failing, but actively making things worse.

Meanwhile, the First Lady justifies an expensive trip to Africa to take a vacation and safari with her daughters by saying it's 'official business' and even going so far as to list her children as staffers. The level of arrogance and dishonesty on display here is nothing short of shocking.

Nothing but a Chicago Punk.

Obama, Commander in Cheif of OUR, yes OUR, country. I may just just a witty kitty, but do live here in the USA. May I add legally and with my own papers too.   How could you humans have elected this fellow? The respect the Armed Forces give him vs the respect he gives them leaves me purrless.  This kitty feels that he does not deserve the respect these two fellow as well as many more in the militrary give him. Obama is too busy tacking on his cell and gives a half hearted salute. I am willing to bet that he is talking to Mooch and planning their next vacation. Any guesses? I am thinking maybe a pilgramage to Mecca?

Gun Control, NOT

It looks like those DemoRATS turned against their leader and voted NOT to pass the gun control bill. Obama now wants to sign an Executive Order to speed his agenda along. Can you humans spell DICKATOR since a mere Dictator is not a suitable title. Once again, he is governing by fear, look at history humans, what have all Dictators done? Listen to Obama saying everything will be alright is a face. Did not Hitler tell the Jews everything would be all right too? Look what happened to them!

I say impeach, but then we would have the other idiot running the country, one is blind, one is deaf and both are dumb. I wonder if they can play a "mean game of pinball?"

Mooch and I do not even feed dogs!

This is more disgusting than a kennel full of dogs! Mooch, AKA, Michele O actually visited that human who was scheduled for deportation! In all fairness, she did visit the other victims of The Boston Marathon. However; this kitty sees these visits as only "cover" as to her real reason for the visit.

This Saudi , interesting enough has the surname Abdulrahman Ali Essa Al-Salimi Al-Harbi.  It seems The Allharbi clan has many Al-Qaeda members and this kitty has to question the actual motives of the visit.

You humans question if the White House is not sympathetic to Muslims? Smell the goat shit humans, how clear can it be. The USA does not need to be the deaf, dumb and blind kid and ride the short bus to see this for what it is.

Tale of Two Cities

The 2nd Amendment, is alive and well.  I just hope that the Senate vote does not put away you humans right to keep and bear arms, other than the 2 which you come into this world with.  

This kitty, in full disclosure does not know if the chart here is real or make believe, the latter like that wanna be leader who lives in that White House, may I add who also shows up nicely against it. One could say it has that Damaliaton look, white with black spots. 

However; you humans have to admit, this makes purfect sense, how many murders were there back in the colonial days? This kitty is willing to bet almost none! Why? They had guns!  If the Muslims can have their bombs, you humans in the USA can certainly have your guns! 

Kim Jong is squealing like a stuck pig

This little piggy went to the market and tried to buy some Uranium. This guy can rattle his curly little tail all he wants but forgets that the world just loves bacon. Well, most of the world, unless you are a Muslim or live in Israel that is. 

Jong is squealing that North Korea has nuclear weapons but let this kitty tell you, North Korea is not exactly what one could call an advanced society.  His rants are only in an attempt at exorotation in an attempt to live the Obama life, free everything to those who ask!

For a county who is 90% without power there would be a benefit about making them the poster child for urban renewal.  Now this kitty asks you, who would be doing who a favor? I myself prefer my bacon crispy and you?

                                                                                                             Photo via www1.american.edu -

Obamacare, a feline perspecitve

I had the opportunity to chat with The Little Miss and some of her friends last weekend over Soda, Pizza and later Espresso with Saint Joseph's Day cakes. They are underage so could not bring out the beer, stogies and brandy. The sacrifices I have to make for The Little Miss.

This younger generation, I was shocked to hear they did not know the full implications of Obamacare and how it would impact them now and in the future unless it is taken away.

This kitty tried and tried to explain all the wrongs of it and still they just were not getting it. I was starting to think that they were about as intelligent as a pack of canines.

Now, this gave this kitty and idea. They say a picture is worth 1,000 words. I showed them the above photo, and said, "Just imagine you are a dog and need a doctor." You walk into the exam room and are faced with this image.

They saw the light, and exclaimed in an unanimous manner, " We are toast!"  I added minus the caviar and vodka.

Toast points are about all you will be eating 30 years from now unless the citizens of the USA wake up and see where their future is heading.

Obamaville

Hi there, I am alive and well. I just know you all, my adoring public have missed me. As you know, Hurricane Sandy came for a visit and the Master, Mistress, Little Miss and I are fine. There were a few moments when I thought I would have to climb up to the Widows Peak to avoid the water, but the Master had other staff on hand to avoid me having to do any manual labor. I am sure you have heard the saying when pigs fly, but after this storm I have seen just about anything float.

Speaking of floating, the Master, Mistress and Little Miss went up to Bayone and took our yacht down south for a few months to enjoy the holidays. While I was there I met a person down there that has composed this little ditty. I must say, Obamaville, Hooverville, Brother can you spare a dime are all about the same thing in this kitty's mind!

I have a dream!

Since I cannot no longer watch the babes on the beach I have taken to composing songs in my free time with the help of the Little Miss. She usually plays keyboard and has a variety of instruments at her disposal!

I am waiting her to ask The Master for a monkey and an Accordion so she can start a school for the unemployed and teach the life skill of begging and performing. Then again, they would need money to buy the monkeys so maybe not a good idea after all.

All you humans will love these two set to to the traditional tunes of "White Christmas, by Bing Crosby and Its The Most Magical Time Of The Year, by Andy Williams.

Now, for your listening pleasure, I present.....

No caterwauling allowed!

 
 I'm Dreaming of a White President

I'm dreaming of a white president
Just like the ones I used to know
Where Washington glistens,
and the people listen
To hear no lies in the capital.

I'm dreaming of a white president
With every vote which is cast
May your days be merry and bright
And may all your presidents be white

I'm dreaming of a white president
With every vote which is cast
May your days be merry and bright
And may all your presidents be white

Its The Most Magical Time Of The Year

It's the most wonderful time of the year
With the people voting
And everyone telling you "Be of good cheer" "Obama will take care of you."
It's the most wonderful time of the year
It's the hap-happiest time of all
With those campaign greetings and debate meetings
When Lobbyists come to call
It's the hap- happiest season of all

There'll be parties for hosting
Lies for toasting
And homeless out in the snow
There'll be scary Romney stories
And tales of the glories of
Obama long, long ago

It's the most wonderful time of the year
There'll be much campaigning
And hearts will be glowing
When Obama comes near
It's the most wonderful time of the year

There'll be parties for hosting
Lies for toasting
And homeless out in the snow
There'll be scary Romney stories
And tales of the glories of
Obama long, long ago

It's the most wonderful time of the year
There'll be much campaigning
And hearts will be glowing
When Obama comes near

It's the most wonderful time
It's the most wonderful time
It's the most wonderful time
It's the most wonderful time of the year

Jumah and the Democratic National Convention

In honor of the Democratic National Convention and their commitment to Jumah I began to think of the song they may be playing at the start of the convention. I was torn between  "The Lonely Goat Herder" or Steppenwolf's "Magic Carpet Ride." The latter would have been a good choice, but fleas would be needed for the carpets to give them that authentic feeling. Getting camel fleas on short notice may not have been possible since Ringling Brothers is not due in The Garden for another few months.

I discussed my predicament with the Little Miss and we decided to go with "The Lonely Goatherd." This song would both welcome the Muslims and play homage to all the idiots in DC who are puppets doing the bidding of the anointed one.

Now, I bring you,

Eastwooding

For you art lovers out there.

Last night after a wonderful meal by Cook I retired to the library with the Master and Mistress, and we were discussing the Republican National Convention.

I was admiring a painting the Master had acquired a few years ago across the pond, The Massacre of the Innocents. 

Gazing at painting I saw it in a new light. The USA if Obama gets another 4 years. The thought scared the catnip out of me and I nearly spit my stogie and brandy across room. This would have been a terrible waste. I would have had to see the Mistress with my tail between my legs for a bailout. I KNOW you have read my home page and are aware she is limiting my intake to 3 stogies a day!

Lucky for me she is not limiting my espresso and brandy intake. The latter is locked up, the Little Miss and her friends indulged a few months ago and replaced what they drank with colored water, 10 BOTTLES! You just had to see the Masters face when he poured himself a drink, priceless. Naturally I was not given a key, the Mistress says that I am corrupting the Little Miss!

Sorry, I got distracted, you do realize that all cats have ADD right? Now, back to my rant.

The Middle and Upper Classes are going to be slaughtered with taxes of all types. Those of the lower echelon will have the time of their lives,on the backs of those who have and do work for a living. I Wonder who leads when  Obama and Biden dance?

The Little Miss appeared, and showed me this recent painting online by Jon McNaughton. The cataivating (get it, catavating = captivating  you humans!)  thing about this painting is you can take a mouse ( the electronic kind not the rodent variety} and hover over the images for an explanation of them!

Shocking is all I can say to you humans, you have heard it, now you can also see parts of what Mr. Obama has done.

Lady Macbeth said, "Out out damn spot." So, this little kitty is taking the lead and saying "Out, out damn Obama." "Hit the road Barack and don't you come back.

Just an average Joe

It is I. I know that I have been silent for awhile, guess you could say the cat got my tongue!

The Master and I were sitting on the couch the other evening and we saw the comment from Joe Biden about "putting ya'll back in chains." My first thought was wonder if they were sent back to the Dark Continent if perhaps I could get a government contract to assist with the travel arrangements!

My kitty paws got right to work and thanks to the magic of Google I determined that this was not some propaganda but a very real comment. The Mistress started me thinking and this clip was found of Biden Bloopers and as you can hear he is certainly an equal opportunity offender. And, you all thought I had no manners!

In other news, the indulgent kitty I am. My new stash of stogies arrived today and as a bonus there were a few bottles of Havana Club Maximo Extra Añejo Rum. That Master, what a guy! I know that I picked him out for a reason. The Mistress is OK to in my book, the Little Miss, well she is a necessary evil.

So, I am sending the Little Miss to the local 7 Eleven to get us some Slurpee's ® so we can try the rum in them.

By the way, I wonder if Biden was aware there are two types of Indians, pull start and push start!

I hear the Mullah "Drone."

Well, my little kitty ears are sensitive to sound and do you know I only need 1/6th of the light you humans need? Guess that is why I got a call from the SEALS and was asked if I wanted to take part in some training. I told them that I do not do water, that is as in getting wet.

Now, talking about Al-Qaeda, Bin Laden is seafood, and now his number 2 is gone. The town was near the Afgan boarder and this little Kitty thinks Quetta was the spot to turn Abu Yahya al-Libi into dust.

Pakistan, that country that claims to have good relations with the USA is calling this Drone strike illegal? Illegal on what grounds I would like to know. Could this be a case of sour dates since US aid was reduced by 33 millions dollars?

When I heard this news the Master and I were in Queens and saw this beautiful person.  You know I am just a sucker for beautiful children and could not resist by complementing her  on her three children! Not sure if she understood English or not, she just stood there and I think 2 of the kids may have been special needs since they were not able to move.

Immunity for illegals?

Hello my fans, I am back! I have to apologize for my leave of absence. The Little Miss, unknown to The Master and Mistress had me committed to a Sanitarium. She said that I had to chill and would have a kitty heart attack if I did not relax. She conned me by telling me I was going to a "cat house" in Las Vegas for some R and R, her treat!  Now what kitty could NOT resist that?

The Master just got home from an extended business trip and noticed my stogie stash was untouched. He put the conflicts The Little Miss and I have and my absence together. He then  deduced she had a hand in my departure. It seems that she told The Mistress that I was doing some time as the house kitty for Jersey Shore or The Bachelorette to explain my absence.

The Master made some phone calls and had the G4 come and get me! I thought I would have at least rated the G6, but I was desperate to get out!  I am now back, sipping my espresso, the coffee sucked in the institution. Add to this I had no stogies and I was not a happy kitty.

After about a month behind locked doors, isolated from much of the news the first thing I hear about is Obama making it legal for select illegal immigrants to stay in the USA? Is that their reward for their parents not drowning as they swam the river?

Let me put this in perspective for you humans, Obama has lost most of the Liberal vote, African American vote (see I can be politically correct when I want) and now needs a new demographic to con. Maybe he is figuring their inept command of the English language will help him get the immigrant vote, if they are legal that is.

This kitty thinks he assumes they cannot understand a word he is saying and just smiles a lot, and smiling, is a good thing in their mind. What is next campaign speeches in Spanish?

I ask you humans, does Obama really think he is the King of Everything?

The personal pronoun I, who do you think of?

Now, let me see how powerful the deductive reasoning of you humans is! "I" is a personal pronoun, typically used when talking about who? Yourselves of course.

Bin Laden, well you all know that he is past tense, he uses the suffix, ed, as in killed. With that said, it reminds me, after this post, it is 12 hours till happy hour. The special the Little Miss is mixing up tonight is The Bin Laden, 2 shots and a splash of water. She is even fixing dinner, Bacon, Taylor Ham and cheese sandwiches served on hard rolls!

OK, personal pronouns and suffix's what do you get when you put them together? Two items that are about as diverse as black and white! The suffix goes to those of you who wear the red, white and blue. The personal pronoun goes to the one that takes credit for the bravery of others!

Think he has a speech impediment? I, I, I, I, I.....

Obama's college transcripts, out out damn spot!

Obama, it seems he cannot provide you humans a copy of his birth certificate, so one has to wonder if he is really a pedigree or just some stray that has ran through the woods, swam a river and jumped a fence. 

Now it seems there is the issue if Obama really went to college and one organization has offered a reward of $10,000 for copies of his transcripts! $10,000 would buy me a lot of stogies and espresso, then again why should I have to buy there when I have The Master around!

This kitty is struggling with the question of why are such simple requests so challenging for him? Is he learning impaired? Does he make the deaf, dumb, and blind kid who plays a mean pinball look intelligent? 

I say he has some mutts in the closet that he does not want to let out least you humans find out that you were conned into voting for someone that really did not go to school and is not a citizen of the USA!

Obozo vs Bozo the Clown

The current leader you humans have is known by many names, but Obozo is a new one. This kitty can just picture him with the big floppy feet driving the clown car with a bunch of Biden look a likes! Do you think Bozo could give him some pointers on how to successfully run the country?

Now, I bring you 50 More Reasons to vote out Dear Leader Obama:

1 – Fast and Furious – Operation Gun Runner

2 – Stopped the Keystone pipeline that would have created thousands of jobs

3 – Gave half a billion tax payer's dollars to Solyndra

4 – Bowed to foreign dignitaries

5 – Increased our deficit over 40% in 2/12 years

6 – Backed release of Lockerbie Bomber

7 – The Drilling Moratoriums

8 – Soaring FOOD and Gas Prices

9 – NO Shovel Ready Jobs

10 – The Downgrade of America's credit rating ( First time in American history)

11 – First time in American history over 42 MILLION Americans are living in poverty

12 – Never passed a BUDGET ( First time in 34 YEARS)

13 – America drops to 5th place in GLOBAL COMPETITIVENESS

14 – Over 400,000 small businesses closing every year under Obama

15 – Our Debt has increased $4,247,000,000,000 in just 945 days! . (That's the fastest increase under any president ever!)

16 – No Summer Recovery

17 – Fed Suing States and States suing Feds

18 – Pressured Retired General Shelton to ALTER his testimony

19 – Enable the LARGEST number of HOME FORECLOSURES

20 – Turn America into the LARGEST FOOD STAMP NATION

21 – Filed lawsuit against Arizona for enforcing immigration laws.

22 – Force a Trillion dollar disaster down our throats called Obamacare WITHOUT EVEN READING THE BILL

23 – Increased unemployment despite "stimulus package"

24 – Appoint a TAX CHEAT for Sec. of the TREASURY!

25 – Appoint over 34 UN-ELECTED CZARS

26 – Rebuffs subpoena on failed solar firm

27 – Eric Holder turns a blind eye to voter intimidation by the Black Panthers then justifies with racial comments

28 – First President to File Lawsuits Against the States He Swore an Oath to Protect

29 – First President to Terminate America's Ability to Put a Man into Space

30 – First President to Tell a Major Manufacturing Company In Which State They Are Allowed to Locate a Factory

31 – First President to Propose an Executive Order Demanding Companies Disclose Their Political Contributions to Bid on Government Contracts

32 – First President to Withdraw an Existing Coal Permit That Had Been Properly Issued Years Ago

33 – First time in American history a President with a Socialist radical anti American past gets elected, with the help of ACORN and the Black Panthers and gets away with it!

34 – First President in history to create more PROTESTERS then JOBS

35 – First President to Encourage Racial Discrimination and Intimidation at Polling Places

36 – First time a President to enact OVER 4200 NEW anti Business regulations!

37 – First time a President needed to make a website called attack watch, a site that would make Karl marx Proud!

38 – First time a President Attempted to fill my cabinet with avowed Communist like Van Jones

39 – First time a President supported Anti-Capitalists, Union Thug, Marxists and Anarchists Protesting Mobs bankrupting major cities

40 – The National Debt Has Increased 4.2 TRILLION Dollars

41 – National Debt now 15 TRILLION!!

42 – The USA Spends 4.2 BILLION Dollars More than it takes in

43 – 25 MILLION Jobs LOST But he has added 140,000.00 to the Government payroll

44 – Added 3 MILLION More Americans living in POVERTY

45 – 4 MILLION More Bankruptcies

46 – 2 .4 MILLION Home FORECLOSED

47 – Gas Prices Have RISEN MORE THAN 80%

48 – Health Insurance Premiums UP 13%

49 – First President in history to have ALL his records SEALED

50 – Takes RECORD amount of contributions from Wall Street

Change the Pledge of Alligance to the Pledge of one country under Socialism

This coming week the Supreme Court will rule on Obamacare being constitutional. All this kitty has to say is if the ruling is for this government run medical insurance I can give you the name of my physician. Maybe I can even use my connections to get you a good deal on pet insurance.

If your government cannot run a country how do you think they can have success in the insurance industry? Think pressing 1 for English is annoying? Just wait until you enter voice prompt limbo, you humans may even have to invent some new numbers since I am sure your current numbering system will not go as high as needed.

Government run health insurance is a farce, keeping your kids on your policy if they are not a student until 26? Denying procedures, procedures that were once covered and now considered not necessary despite medical evidence to the contrary!  Looks to me your government is taking on the slogan of the Special Forces, "kill them all and let God sort them out." Personally, this slogan needs to apply to those over in sand land, those Muslims that like to wear those designer vests with the built in sound effects.

Obamacare may even affect the medical benefits, Tricare of those that serve or have served in your armed forces? As this Marine Sniper says, you can run but you will die tired. Obamacare is designed in almost the same way, but you cannot run from it and just may die waiting for its repeal.

Maybe once Obama leaves office he can become a proctologist since he excels at shoving his bullshit up the asses of you humans. Vaseline anyone? May make it at least a little easier.

What happens in Mexico stays in Mexico

The first daughter goes on Spring Break, no humans it is not the Little Miss, she is not let out of the backyard without a leash on. However' she did graduate to one of those extension leashes but must wear the shock collar it when on outings in case she tries to get away.

THE first daughter is none other than part of Obama's litter, who decided to go south of the boarder to Mexico to enjoy the sun and sand. Partying runs in the family, as BOB himself will tell you.  

Many websites have carried this story, but each time this little kitty went looking the links magically vanished! I actually thought the Little Miss was putting a little something extra in my stogies! I am sure glad it was not the case. The White House asked the press to remove the stories! Protect the privacy of the girls was the excuse, but did George W ever do this? NO! 


To this kitty it only proves censorship by Big Brother is alive, well and being used! Not sure if you humans want to call this Socialism, Communism or just make it easy, Dictatorship.

Maila, this one is for you, and no it is not the King of Beers nor is it a video of your dad, King Obama.


What happens in Mexico stays in Mexico, unless of course there is an earthquake and then the cat is out of the bag!